Redcoat Suggestions

hey sorry but your boyfriend took the king's shilling last night. yeah. he's enlisted now. we're sending him o'er the hills and o'er the main. to flanders portugal and spain yeah. the king commands and we obey. you know how it is. sorry.

Mix up your Manuals of Arms and take a confident step into the man behind you at the command to “Make Ready”

Unknowingly fix your Bayonet without the Appropriate amount of Security, such that, at the “Present,” it simply flies off your Muzzle and lands uselessly in the Grass before you

Bestow on your Compatriot a solid Whack upon the Crown of his Hat as you attempt, unsuccessfully, to Flip & Shorten your Rammer

Drink a copious amount of Cider as a substitute for Supper, for which the Solid Rations provided were simply Unsatisfactory

Take a well-deserved nap at the ungodly hour of 7 in the morning after marching on Lexington

When the opportunity arises that you are stationed directly next to your Brother-In-Arms while in Ranks, Pointedly Spit all of your Cartridge-Ends in his Direction so as to provide yourself with some Meager Amusement in such otherwise Desolate Circumstances, Blithely Assuming that it will be a Fine Idea to Irritate your Compatriot when he has a Loaded Musket in hand

Instigate a Resounding Quarrel in your tent in the Small Hours of the Morning, over the Incessant Snoring of the Fellow slumbering beside you

DNI:

Fortune-Biters, Hags, Bum-fighters, Nymphs of the Woods, and stale City Goods; ye Cherubins, and Seraphins, ye Caravans, and Haradans; Twittenham Loobies, Thistlewoth Boobies, Wits of the Town, and Beaus that have none; ye Jacobites as sharp as Pins, ye Mounsieurs, and ye Sooterkins.