shout out to suzanne collins for, in the middle of Everything Else she was doing in sotr, dropping a paragraph that’s just “btw fuck ai”

alright I’m thinking about the wellness sessions and like… why do we have those? where does lumon gather this info? and how do they choose what info to share? it has to be some sort of test like everything else, right?

i just know the entire severance production team has been watching all of the “i would get severance for [insert mildly inconvenient thing]” tiktoks and just. WAITING for this episode to drop

choosing to believe that dan and phil only did the photoshop ad because they’re planning something big that they need a LOT of money for

i feel like we need to discuss the line about “funerals only being for innies that died on the floor” because what jobs are available on the severed floor where people are dying? and wouldn’t that be in the news?

crazy seeing all the maga tumblr users come out of the woodwork today. don’t you know this is the gay people website?

there’s not much I can say about the tiktok ban that hasn’t already been said. so instead, please take one of my favorite videos I ever saw on the platform, and one of the few I saved

i know it comes from just Being Alive Right Now but does anyone know a way to shake the constant feeling that you’re being crushed like a soda can?

devastated to learn that the first dan and phil video I ever watched was DAN AND PHIL PLAY AGAR.IO

video coming today I can feel it in my bones

repeatedly shooting myself with tranquilizer darts (hitting my pen until I calm down enough to sleep)

if you aren’t sending thanks after every battle and wonder pick in pokemon tcgp why do you have hate in your heart?

not Quinn name dropping America in a fucking letterboxd review 💀

LETS GOOOOOOO

what if it’s a 20 year Revenge AND Black Parade tour? this year is the anniversary of revenge, 2026 is the anniversary of black parade, split the difference and do a 2025 tour and play revenge as the first set and black parade as the second set