"Sorry, I didn’t make myself clear. I wasn’t asking ‘Would you still love me if I were a worm?’ What I meant to say is ‘Would you still love me if I were a WYRM.’ ...Because I am." "What?"
I think I should be allowed to go through a werewolf type transformation into dragon form but it’s permanent, maybe it’s the most indescribably agonising thing I’ve ever experienced, maybe it feels quite pleasant, all I know is that when it’s done I’m figuring out how to fly so I can go visit my wives and give them lots of nuzzles and licks and kisses
Nice dental hygiene, bro.
dragon curled up in her nest all cozystyle. yeah theres room for you but only if you get under her wing and lay against her warm scales and let her wrap around you and snuffle at your hair
monsterfuckery isn’t always about weird creature sex. sometimes it’s about laying in bed lonely and there’s a chittering sound in the dark and something warm and scaly slides up your body and flicks its tongue on your ear and sharp claws grab your hips and she purrs behind you. and you smile because your wife is home from work
sometimes it’s also about waking up to your creaturewife preening your hair with her hooked beak to get you up, and her big serpentine form is all coiled around you for the warmth from your cute little breakable mammalian body, and she’s holding your hand with her own - twice as big as yours - and all six of her eyes are blinking sleepily and she’s still purring because she’s in bed with her humanwife