you look like a vampire ready for the slaughter

Let me love them!!!!

thinking about 2d men who are so good and kind that you want to fuck their lights out (and marry them and give them babies)

you’ve never been one to fantasize about marriage or babies. it either happens or it doesn't in your eyes, and that's fine either way.

but meeting him does something to you. how thoughtful and caring and hot he is twists up your insides until suddenly the fantasy of being this man’s wife takes root in your head like a stubborn weed.

what would it be like to be the partner of someone who would so obviously care for you, who would listen to your thoughts and desires with rapt interest, who would support you wholeheartedly, who would pick you up when you fell—what would something like that feel like?

and now that these thoughts have invaded your mind, you can’t stop them.

he’s your friend, you remind yourself over and over again, even though watching him interact with children feels like a thousand bees swarming over your chest.

a friend shouldn’t make your stomach swoop when they squat down to greet a child.

a friend shouldn’t inspire sex dream after sex dream, ones in which he folds you into a mating press and molds your insides to the shape of him or where he laps at your cunt for hours until you're trembling and gasping beneath him, begging to be filled.

you wonder at yourself for once being able to ignore how strong he is because now it’s literally all you can think about. whenever he rolls his shirtsleeves up, the raw strength in his forearms alone is enough to make you think about him manhandling you into whatever position he wants—

(little do you know that this man has been in love with you since day one and has already plotted out your lives together, down to the names of your children and up to your future family holidays. he’s just waiting for you to pick up on the not-so-subtle hints he’s been throwing at you, but don’t worry—he’s patient.)

if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow

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