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Status: Currently having a meltdown while reorganizing my entire masterlist/redo my welcome post because, apparently, I thought I was a professional librarian with infinite patience. Spoiler alert: I’m not. 😭
Apologies for the flood of random masterlist posts—I’m just very particular about where things go.
(Translation: I’m that crazy person with a label maker.) 💀
Just a reminder to not be a twatwaffle!
In honor of this twatwaffle that's been taking residence in my askbox for the last few hours, I invite anyone who wants to take up residence in my ask box, ask about current fic, past fic, future fic and whatever the hell else you want.
Ah yes, the unholy trinity of nonsense strikes again. And of course, all bravely hidden behind the mighty shield of anonymity. Truly, a hero's path.
But honestly, how do people wake up, stretch, take a deep breath, and think, "Ah yes, time to dedicate my day to being miserable online!" Like… do y’all not have hobbies? A book? A plant? A single productive thought?
Come on, anon. Evolve. At this point, even my phone battery lasts longer than your relevance.
Lucifer x f!sinner reader
Summary: After months of hard work, Lucifer finally gifted you a welcome present after joining the hotel! In return, you decide to make something of your own just for him! Your gift, however, turns out to be even more special than you intended...
This is a surprise story for my friend @rosen-und-mondlicht who gave me this very creative and fun idea for a story! Love you boo <3
Huge thanks to @canihaveacandycane and @citrusbatsandhoneybees for the help on this one!
Warnings: smut, 18+, fingering, oral (m & f receiving), multiple orgasms, p in v
BROOOOOOOO.
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Alastor x Lucifer ; RadioApple ; MDNI 18+
tags/warnings: angst (w/a happy ending), established relationship, hurt/comfort, crying, mentions/allusions of abuse, mentions of death from illness, sexual content (biting, blood/blood play, kissing, palming)
word count: 2.5k
author’s note: guess who’s writing angst again?? this kinda hit me out of nowhere, but is fully inspired by @sunlit-mess / SOL 1 x 1 (on twitter) recent works (linked HERE and HERE) with alastor seeking luci’s comfort. seeing these back-to-back just set something off in my mind and i couldn’t rest until it was out. a special thanks and shoutout to our darling @fraugwinska for helping me get a title on this baby — without her y’all would have been reading ‘untitled’ 😂💖 quote is from twin flame by weyes blood. without further ado, buckle up and dive in; i hope you enjoy 😌 (also posted on my ao3 if that’s your preference)
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It was surprising, even to himself.
Alastor couldn’t recall the last time he had cried, much less in front of a witness. Composure and a display of strength were hard-won attributes he had built upon himself. Each unpleasant memory in his mind was a brick in his fortification; the tears he denied himself to shed the mortar between them.
This story just ripped my heart out and put it back together in the most BEAUTIFUL way!
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Nun!Alastor x Demon!Lucifer ; RadioApple ; MDNI 18+
tags/warnings: top!lucifer x bottom!alastor, alcohol consumption,accidentalluci praise fic?, blasphemous debauchery, desecration of catholic imagery, smut (vague i know but if the previous tags haven’t scared you… 😂)also not a brag but i think i accidentally put my whole pussy into thisidk what happened but here we are 🥂**didn’t implement tag list to avoid shocking y’all to death**
word count: 5.1k
author’s note: *natalie portman voice* i never said i was a role model. this companion piece (<- first part linked here) is dedicated to darling @hazelfoureyes who gave me courage to let my freak flag fly — please accept this as my humble offer of gratitude; it’s been an honor to workshop this idea with you 😭 totally get it if this crosses a line for some (please skip, i promise it’s okay lol) but i couldn’t be more excited to publish this. for anyone willing to join us on the yellow brick road to hell you are welcome to link arms 🙏🏻❤️🔥 theme inspo from ethel cain 🏚️ i also made a playlist for the party if you wanna check it out ✨
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Samhain was always a peculiar time for Lucifer.
Though he could come and go as he pleased between realms — with the exception of Heaven, of course — the thinning of the veil was the only time of year he could feel Earth from Hell. The energy of realms converging wallowed in the air heady as incense, enticing his powers to rest just under his skin.
Okay, breathe. I am absolutely DEAD after reading this.
Summary: Vox reminisces about the last New Years he spent with Alastor. CW: One sided Vox x Alastor
Music wafted through the air. Sweet jazz with an electric undercurrent. It was, like many things in the early days of VoxTek, a melding of two worlds. The dim red light cast by the hellish moon made the night seem almost sepia toned.
Tonight, Vox didn’t chase that color away. Tonight, Vox embraced the hellish color- just as he embraced the idea of the man who was so wholly red.
Ugh, Vox has me in knots, my heart in my throat the whole time.
The way they go back and forth, throwing little compliments and flirty lines, it’s so goddamn delicious.
The way Vox takes control of EVERYTHING—like, the sheer dominance and the way he manipulates the whole situation with the vibrator is just, perfect!!
Alright, hold onto your hat because THIS STORY—whew. 😩🔥
Alastor? ALASTOR?! The way he's written here, it’s like he was MADE to have this dark, feral side that we never knew we needed.
The entire vibe is giving me life.
It’s like a rollercoaster of desire, danger, and domination, and I am here for it. 😩💖
Swoon—I’m already weak in the knees.
The whole premise is so cute and kinky and it makes my heart skip a beat. Angel, our lovely, sassy spider demon, all excited about roleplay? YES PLEASE. And Y/N is just the perfect amount of teasing, controlling, and totally owning the situation.
Oh my GOOOOOD
I just have to scream about this one! 🤩 Vox? Vox in this story?? Ugh, he is EVERYTHING!
