I finally snapped, and now I'm posting.

This place is primarily going to be me screaming into the void, but secondarily it's going to be an informal catalog of the fanart that my wallet has sponsored - this site somehow has a better tagging and search system than every other widely-used site now, so I can't think of a better option that would let people find this stuff in the wild.

I'll be tagging the artists' names/handles/etc where I can. If you're the artist or know the artist and I missed the tag, message me. If you're the artist and you DON'T want to be tagged, message me and I'll remove it.

All art that I've commissioned will be tagged "#commission".

"#not FF" is the tag I use for non-FF fandom-related things. "#seasonalposting" is the tag I use for seasonally-related aesthetic things. "#drunkpost" is a generic filter tag that includes the expected but also random posts that people who are here for FF probably want to filter.

I absolutely do not understand how (besides the obvious), in the two-thousand and twenty-fifth year absent our Lord, a commission site (vgen) is trying to posit themselves as legitimate while their default payment method (and only payment method for many users) is just them skimming money off the top from a literal unadulterated unhidden unmoderated direct paypal transaction (even if you use a non-paypal method: I repeat, even if you pay direct by card it goes through as a paypal transaction that shows your billing name) that doxxes both artist and client while actively proclaiming at every turn that their platform is safe and protects personal information. I can do a direct paypal transaction without an account and ignore entirely these parasite shitters and their grifted fees and end up in exactly the same place 90% of the time except without having to pay their added fees. Every single other commission-based site offers real personal information protection as a default no matter what the payment method is. Why the fuck are these retards trying to pretend they can't do the same? "uwu small biznez uwu" fucking arty.ooo and comiss.io have been doing this for nearly a decade, and there is absolutely no way that they run more cash flow than your predebut-vtard-pandering asses do. Every time I use this dumpster fire of a site I only want to use it less.

only two more months until I stop paying double rent, lads. two more months before I can start looking for new platisheep responsibly, lads.

I regret to inform you that it is, yet again, fedboi Friday. At least this one's on-brand for my blog. The overlap between these fandoms is probably literally only one person (me), but I'm forcing everyone to see this anyways. He may be a fed, but he's got enough intelligence to know that something so completely and untouchably pure is worth protecting (and possessing).

Imagine a rubber ducky but, like, platisheep shaped.

A small floating friend, :3 face bobbing happily around in the water.

I should probably stop drinking

At least so frequently

I'd probably end up with less weird comms though, at least for the nesr future

Spring has sprung!

The most on-brand fedboi friday is coming this friday, lads. Fair warning for anyone who wants to temporarily block the "not FF" tag until Saturday, because I absolute am going to force all of you to see this if you don't.

I'd pay extra money out of my own pocket to stay in a hotel without moisture problems but I swear they just straight up do not exist at any price point in this section of the world.

Literally no one seems to know how to use a PTAC unit anymore.

I hate, to a very deep and unavoidably personal level, how utterly shitty search and discovery functions across the entirety of the internet have become.

I know I have no money right now but I wish I could find another artist who could and was willing to draw all of my unsharable-to-barely-sharable personal comms well. Less than two years ago I had multiple artists that I would trust to draw characters in coordinated battle scenes as well as characters doing domestic things in my own personal living space, but I can only find one or the other now and even that's a just barely. Theoretically I'll have money again in a handful of months, but while my list of wanted comms is HUUUUGE, my list of prospective artists is smaller than it's ever been.

Have some dreamy sleepy chibi sheep.

A dreamscape, tinged and singed by reality. Imagine, had there been the time for ceremony, had it ever been appropriate to bear the physical badges of his office if only sporadically. Victory in any form would have been deserved over none, but it would have been a painfully lonely victory indeed. Happy Anniversary.