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New au: Stopwatch au

superhero au because I love them a little to much

False was a hero. but she doesn't know that.

she was put into the program at a very young age. as soon as people figure out her powers (the ability to stop time) she was scoped up by the government and trained to be a hero. she was 6.

when she was 16 she debuted as the hero Stopwatch. she immediately became one of the biggest assets to the hero's side. after all, you can't stop someone who's literally coming at you from between time itself.

her powers came with a nasty side effect. the more she used them, the worse her memory got. at first she only forgot things from her past or that weren't that important (ie; her parents). but eventually it started to hinder her in battle. she forgot who she was fighting sometimes.

one villain noticed this and used it to his advantage. he created a battle that was long and drawn out, forcing her to use her power to much. the battle caused the death of another hero.

False was found afterwards. she had won the battle but was unconscious. when she woke up she had no memories and her power had all but vanished. the Hero's had no use for her any more, so they told everyone that Stopwatch was dead. she might as well be.

except... it's been 5 years since her "death" and False is still having weird dreams. and after going to the site of her "death" False is starting to have flashes of memories.

Hot Guy was a close ally to Stopwatch. in fact he's never stoped hunting her killer.

in training they were very close. its less about Hot Guy and Stopwatch and more abut Scar and False.

but hey life goes on, and now he has a sidekick Cute Guy. his life's going great. plus he's made new friends, and most of his old friends are still alive. its all fine.

Until the 5 year memorial. where he swears he sees False in the crowd...

Cute Guy, or Grian doesn't believe him originally. until he looks into it civilian side, and realizes that a lot about Stopwatches "Death" doesn't make a lot of sense. why was her funeral so rushed? why was her cause of "death" never declared? why is information about her "death" buried three confidentiality levels deep?

basically; False is starting to remember, whilst Grain and Scar are starting to think that all is not what it seems on the hero team.

also: Joe shows up with basically the same power set as Beetlejuice so I think that's worth mentioning.

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i feel like different "groups" of cubitos probably speak different dialects of the same shared language, so you end up with pvp minecraftian and redstoner minecraftian and speedrunner minecraftian and parkour minecraftian and etc where they all use slightly different words and slightly different meanings

been thinking about the group of smplive players that will just say things like bm and sweat and bowspam vs the ones that don't come from a pvp background and are just baffled

the linguistics-interested part of my brain wants to look at common patterns between the way players speak - the pvp oriented guys in smplive all tend to have a very snarky, raunchy type of speech that often uses a lot of slang, nonsense phrases and dropped words

"sweaty", "bm", "tryhard", "gapples", "gg", "gank", "ffa" are all really common among these guys and less so among the other members of the server.

spleef is referenced a lot in casual conversation, as are random famous figures in older pvp/uhc scenes (like poke's spleggbaby build that pisses cooper off, that's because it's a monument to another uhc player and cooper thinks it's dumb)

just really interesting, cool stuff to play with for worldbuilding

if you ascribe to the minecraft as one big universe theory, there's also fun to be had in cubitos that might be fluent in multiple dialects... like tapl is someone who would probably be fluent in both speedrunner minecraftian and pvp minecraftian (specifically the uhc type that the smplive guys speak, he was in the same circles as them back in the day)

Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

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Updated just now with new hand sewing resources (mainly buttonholes) and textbook pdfs on fashion history, fashion illustration, and thinking through designs!

OP I owe you my life

OP you are the greatest person currently in my life. You beautiful, thoughtful creature.

You are a saint thank you so much

@thiamma look!

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Punz just messaged 🔔📳me "you're 🫵just bad 😒👎🙅‍♀️ at buildmart 👷🧱🛒 I like build mart", its not ✋😐that I'm 🙂bad 🚫😩 at buildmart👷🧱🛒, I've never enjoyed 😊✅ buildmart🏗️🛍️, I've literally gotten 3rd 🥉place in buildmart, it's just a bad 😒✋ game, there are other games 🧑‍💻🎮that I'm bad 🙈😕at that I enjoy 😊. For example🤓, Hole in the Wall🕳️😳, I never thought 💭☝️it was a bad🙅‍♀️🔥 game even though I wasn't 🚫doing good 👍✅😳. It's a cool 😎🔥🦅game and I enjoy ☺️ it. Punz 😒 is the exact ☝️🧐kind of person 🧍 I wanna shut up 🤫🚫😡by doing good one ☝️ 1️⃣ time, and then saying f*ck 🖕🖕you 🙏🤗Punz it's not 😑🙅because I'm bad 😤🗯️at it, it's because ‼️😩 it's a genuinely 🙏 bad game. I think 🧐☝️ everyone who says 🗣️✋that is dumb 😲😬😦. It's such a dumb argument 🗣️📢. It was the same 🟰 thing with Parkour 🥷Warrior⚔️ , for everyone who didn't like 🚫👍 Parkour 🥷Warrior 🤺, if they were cracked 😆at parkour they would ve LOVED 🥰 🙏🔥it. Does that mean 😤‼️ Parkour 🥷Warrior🤺🧍 had no 🚫🙅flaws you idiots🫢😲? NO🤫🤥! that's such a dumb 🙄😑argument it has no 🚫🙏value🟰. If you're bad🚫🔥 at a game⚽️🏈🏀 in MCC, you ✌️🫵should still be able to enjoy 😉🔥🧍it, otherwise half 🌗☝️of the players🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️ that aren't cracked 🥜🔪would hate 😡😠💢the entire 🌾event but there's aspects 🤓☝️to every game that allow 🙏😉 worse ☹️🥺 players to do well👍✌️✅. WHY ⁉️🤨has GRIAN 🦜 🏠 , who in my opinion 🤓✌️is not🚫💢 great at PVP🔪🧍, killed 💀🫤me at least 8 8️⃣🎱times in PvP 🤺🗡️games, yet I have NEVER 👎🚫⁉️finished ahead 🐎🏇of him in buildmart 🧱🏠🛒. It is disproportionate 🚫💯 to the rest of the games 🧍☝️ statistically 🤓💢. So shut 🤫up Punz🙅🙅.

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.

Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!

They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:

(High and Low Tide ^)

the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

An ad for your deepest desires :)

You know what I just admire the graphic design on this

It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but it’s just about biting

1000/10 excellent job

Decided to find out if my mop head is machine washable

Update: yeaj

I tried this with a doormat once.

3 months and £60 of washing machine repair later and I'm still occasionally picking bits of disintegrated doormat out of my clothes.

Now to be fair I didn't say I was gonna uncover this information by putting it in the washing machine

That’s a sign of wisdom, I think

I also never said I DIDN'T put it in the washing machine

… did you put it in before or after checking if it was okay to do so?

No answer for plausible deniability is also fine.

If so. Then it’s Schrödinger’s Wisdom

My mop was purchased uhh. Either at the supermarket or at a bargain shop (forget which) and I got rid of the packaging yonks ago so no real way to check if the head was machine washable other than to try it and see

Fortunately, as i said above: yeaj it is 👍

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This post pointed out that The miis at the end in the dream are Alice and Anne, two CPU miis from the Wii U! In fact, it seems all the Miis from the TLLD trailer were from the Wii U-- here are all the ones I could identify!

*accidentally capitalized the H in Ji-hoon's name here but the wiki spells it with a lower case H. Apologies

my favorite genre of photo is cosplayer out in a random place in public. and i’m not talking abt malls or hot topic and shit where you’re already more likely to find cosplayers. i’m talking abt seeing like a junko enoshima cosplayer at a mcdonald’s

ok but i don’t think any of these can compete with this pic taken by a professional photographer of just the most dejected spamton i’ve ever seen. just alone. with three seperate drinks. also this was featured on an official bbc news report

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[ID: A collection of photos of cosplayers in casual settings.

  1. The Joker checking his phone in Starbucks.
  2. Sollux from Homestuck behind a desk.
  3. Kakashi from accounting class (in a high school).
  4. Sephiroth ordering at a fast food place.
  5. Spamton sitting in a restaurant.
  6. Doc Scratch from Homestuck eating fast food.
  7. No-Face from Spirited Away on a motorcycle.
  8. Jiang Cheng from The Untamed on a motorcycle.
  9. Spamton driving a car. End ID]
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