No problem, Mr. Wonder, take your time.

this is the first time I have logged into Tumblr since 2018 I just want to say don't forget in the dark souls CJ stream you said that you'll be a cowboy this year

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the season of solidarity nears

a singular scuit. just one. 

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years ‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice

behold the monoscuit/scuit

Why is this called a biscuit:

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.

A good meme my brother sent me

You know how skunk smell and weed smell are sometimes interchangeable to the average nose? Have you considered that all those times you smelled it, that it might have been a skunk smoking weed?

Stefan Rinck, Deathvision, 2013

Sandstone, 15 x 13 x 44,5 cm

Me looking at some big ass tiddies 👀

why this bitch throwin butterflies in that bong

*takes a bigass rip off elefun the elephant while my lungs get shredded by plastic butterflies*

Pretend You’re Xyzzy (Cards Against Humanity online clone) is gone...

Potentially for good.

UPDATE: 8/7/2018

TW: School shooting mention

A user played a blank card threatening to shoot up a certain school. Another player in the match reported it to the FBI, and, due to the legal costs racking up against the person running the servers, PYX has been closed.

It wasn’t the admin’s fault, it was a dumb player who has since been arrested.

Source

There’s a point in the OCTOTUNE bonus track where Pearl just yells shit and i needed to share

George-Washington.zip

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

so, as much as I love the more modern plague doctor aesthetic, like guys I’m all about it

I feel like I have the be the bearer of bad (or good depending on how you take it) news

Instead of cool, dark crow/raven aesthetic

Realistically, you would have probably gotten more of this fucking leatherface kiwi bird from hell which would have absolutely been even more terrifying to see on your death bed

you’re welcome

you never have to apologize for this

rich folk get the fancy raven doctor the poor folk get the mosquito man who might actually be a demon in hiding