everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

you have a wha

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

no.

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

oh, honestly I was planning on reopening the same wounds again and again and again and again and again and again and again

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

via @swatercolor [insta]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

pinned forever in my heart

the context makes it even better

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

LIMBUS COMPANY!

have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle everytime they so much as stand next to eachother

[grandma voice] back in my day, sonny, we called it “squeeing”.

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yeah

think about your blorbos ON THE CLOCK