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so my roommate is moving in with an app man she met on hinge less than a month ago. i personally think it's the most brain dead move ever but i can't say anything less i be seen as a hater. either way i want out of nyc. saw someone die for the second time this year. can't bear it. my millionaire friend said she'd let me stay at her place in chicago. two year plan is to move there.

sad thing is i turned down an apartment in a gentrification building partially out of loyalty to her and she picks an app man over me! at least i can say i'm a bona fide girl's girl or whatever.

but secretly i hope for the wild card option of my czech internet stalker finally messaging me and running away to prague. i don't have any family and i hate my meaningless girlboss email job anyway so there's nothing really keeping me here. the language seems like a pain to learn but i speak japanese so clearly i have the brainpower. just lazy.

as far as i’m concerned the only video games that exist are tomb raider 1 and morrowind