Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

something has gone perhaps slightly wrong in my "frog" pond and the whole basin is now a blizzard of live Spirostomum, giant free living single cell protists. the snails are putting on a brave face but understandably do not enjoy being touched by one million things every second

[ID: short video of a dark brown aquatic snail moving along a twig underwater. The water is absolutely filled with thousands of moving white lines, which are Spirostomum single cell protists. Many are touching the snail. "Alpina Blue" from Yoshi's Story is playing. End ID.]

my hand for scale. the larger snails are maybe a cm long, the Spirostomum are 2-3 mm.

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

Fluorette if she were an Elden Ring boss fight.

saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

Mother and baby viewing Van Gogh's Madame Roulin and Her Baby at the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston, US. By the Boston Herald

I’m not sure how to look at art by Lynda Barry

Norwegian Forest cats are just adorable floofs

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

I shoot the wizard with my gun.

im coral

good thing this isnt a manga then B)

“you’re so funny” thanks no one wanted to play with me as a little kid so i’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since to make them love me and make it seem effortless

I swear - I'm only cryptic and machiavellian because I care.