I love Guillermo del Toro.
Don't arrange to meet anyone from Maryland
They are a crab
Official post of Maryland
Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.
The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.
The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.
The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.
The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.
The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.
He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.
hey guys guess what happened again just now
almost there! tomorrow I'll punch the grommets and actually try lacing it, then from there figure out exactly how short i want it to be. you can already see the creases in the front from where it'll likely be trimmed cause i kept folding it under while test fitting lol
then just have to attach the peplum and it'll be done until i get around to adding little decorations!
commissioned @astromoffin for a drawing of Staxia!!
i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.
Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett
bert and ernie go to ikea