i dont know what im doing

i private all my posts because i'm the secretly most evil person on earth and if you perused my posts freely you would find out and contact the govnerment so i hide them to get away with my evil crimes and feel peaceful as an evil bad person, bless.

i would like to share my most beloved screenshot in honor of the announcement

expressing my forbidden leaf eating fantasies ( i dont like leaf texture)

people just don't understand what it's like to really badly crave leafs and grass but like as an ice cream flavor

in a perfect world we would live alongside elephants and they would affectionately call us bugs i think and nothing bad would ever happen again because we would realize the secret condition for human happiness is being bugs

short dudes are so busy being sorry for themselves they don't know they're physiologically closer to being a least weasel than the average dude

why does transition have to be about gender, what if this is my goal

i almost forgot i saw this new shape get invented by the amorphous one

if i had a close friend circle i would make sure we'd all get married to eachother as friends and i'd kill anyone who tries to stop me i think

he's not sure how to express an emotion

me noticing a spot on my monitor is obstructing something for the 50th time