Hi to all! I’m still alive there’s just a lot going on at the moment and I haven’t got the time (or the wifi) to be posting or queueing stuff. Hope y’all are doing fine and staying healthy!! Love and blessings to everyone!!
achilles modern day au where he gets taken out at age 10 by a razor scooter
Oh to be a tiny blue creature eating a diet of jellybeans and spiders
Most apex predators will not attack a human unless provoked, cornered, treatened or starving. Predators cannot risk injury, you can’t hunt while you heal and you can’t heal if you starve. They’re most likely going to look at you and decide you are not worth the risk and effort.
Large prey animals, however, do not evaluate things this way. If a moose feels threatened, it doesn’t start calculating whether to risk injury. They will flee if they can but fight if they must - death is inevitable but it will take you down with it if at all possible.
A wild boar, however, does not give a shit. They just want you dead.
Every damn time Zuko and Katara are on screen my dad goes ‘They should end up together’ and then starts rambling about how stupid it is they don’t and how stupid it is Katara basically married her son he was just babbling for 5 minutes like ‘really she ends up with the bald kid r u serious’ h o n e s t l y I’ve never seen anything like this dad u the real Mvp
there’s always this talk of zutara in a Fire Nation wedding where katara’s in both red AND blue but has anyone stopped to consider:
- Zuko arguing to fire sages about personally not wanting Katara to don the traditional fire nation wedding attire as it would be disrespectful to the memory of her tribesmen and loved ones that she had lost from the war.
- Fire Sages insisting it was necessary but lol w/e cus he’s the fucking Firelord and he makes the rules.
- “And as your Firelord, I demand she be allowed to present herself in the wedding as Fire Lady in the traditional watertribe attire.”
- Zuko and Katara having 2 ceremonial weddings: One in the fire nation which was the usual, long and boring fire nation wedding where they have to do all of the traditional fire nation customs except that she’s completely dressed in blue.
- Zuko and Katara having a second wedding ceremony in the southern watertribe, and Zuko surprising Katara by showing up at the aisle wearing a deep blue traditional watertribe parka.
- Katara blushing at seeing Zuko in the parka and right before the vows, whispers to him that he didn’t have to since she had already worn her watertribe attire during their Fire Nation wedding
- Zuko reassuring her that he didn’t need to. He wanted to.
- Much merriment after the ceremony, and lots and lots of drinking and ice dodging with Sokka & Hakoda ensues.
- Sokka talking to Zuko afterwards: “I never thought it’d actually happen, but here we are.” and they both chuckle.
- “But Zuko, in all seriousness? If you ever hurt her I’m gonna stab your guts with my space sword and have a giant armadillo-rhino sit on your face. You got that?” Zuko smiling and nodding in agreement, gaining even more respect for Katara’s family.
- Katara living in the fire nation with Zuko and learning to appreciate the complexity of its culture and people, always helping those in need and never turning her back on them just because of their heritage.
- After a while, the sort of attire Zuko and Katara initially planned for her to wear during her Fire Nation wedding (the watertribe dress), she begins wearing around in the palace without a single hint of red. Zuko blushes. She doesn’t look as beautiful in any other color.
- The Fire Sages being extremely adamant about this, but the people of the fire nation opposing the fire sages that the Fire Lady should be allowed to wear whatever she pleased and that it wouldn’t matter. She was loyal to them, and they are loyal to her.
- Katara not just sitting around in the sidelines as “The Firelord’s Wife”; Katara’s role as Fire Lady becoming a crucial role in erecting the United Republic of Nations, and also notably the first Fire Lady in history to have ever freely donned the palace halls in blue.
can we just take a moment to remember when the crown prince of the fire nation took lightning for the last southern waterbender without a second thought, without even thinking about his future, his throne, his life–
If any nation had a dedication to Katara, like she deserved, I bet it was the Fire Nation. Zuko would’ve given her a statue. Hell, Zuko would’ve built a hospital/university/something and named it after her.
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
It’s been 6 years
bad consequence of not wearing a face mask: I get coronavirus and die
even worse consequence of not wearing a face mask: someone thinks I’m a Republican
bringing this back cause I’m hilarious
I am absolutely distraught by Arthur’s death, but I am just so glad that he didn’t die there on that battlefield, crumpling to the ground while the world spun around him, alone and unaware. No. He died in the arms of the one person who had always been there for him, who had always been able to comfort him when no one else could, the one person who loved him more than any other earthly or unearthly thing. He died with understanding, knowing that all this time Merlin had been protecting him, watching over him, loving him more than himself or his abilities. Merlin, the most powerful sorcerer in the world, found more value in making Arthur smile as he ate his breakfast than in proving to the world that he could send buildings crashing to the ground just by looking at them. And Arthur died knowing that. The king who never quite believed in himself died knowing that there had always been someone by his side, someone who put faith in him above anything else, someone who honestly believed that he was worth something. He died in Merlin’s arms, the place where he felt most at home, with a smile upon his lips.
Hi guys I’m sorry but I haven’t gotten paid in months and now I’m out of my medication. I’ll be drawing and adding art to Patreon to try to support myself but if there’s anyone with spare change to send my way here’s my Venmo
I’m taking commissions right now and if you want to see samples of my art please look under the #myart tag on this blog. I understand this is a horrible situation for everyone so if you can’t donate that’s totally fine but PLEASE reblog I really need my meds.
Yo I might say something controversial but....
TOM FUCKING HIDDLESTON
*author passed out*
Ah yes
The most eloquent fandom in all of creation
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*passes out*
I feel like OP is @lowhostrikesback ‘s soul mate.