palace of princess cherie

a collection of some of the best thinglets

I made this as a goof a few weeks ago, and thought I may as well release it into the world. Fare thee well, Lowly Yaldabaoth!

touched by this

big plans tonight

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

lets cross the street with mama

I'm not constantly sticking the needle on my fingers because I'm shit at sewing by hand. I'm microdosing stab wounds to develop an immunity to daggers.

ancient sun cast your light cause there’s no hope in endless winter

Bogolubovia

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[ID: a photo of Neil, a rat, sitting in front of a toy xylophone. It's captioned "Neil banging out the tunes, April 13, 2006." End ID.]

She did of course end up getting that 🌺 for da wife:

u,mm i made a nauls edit and idk if it’ll get much traction on tiktok so i’ll put it here too

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

jesus said this

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

mine

hehehe

enjoy some primate fisticuffs motherfucker