french black brothers and rosier twins, welsh remus lupin, italian barty crouch jr and marlene mckinnon, black dorcas meadowes and mary mcdonald, indian james potter, irish lily evans. send tweet.

james "i never do casual" potter sleeping with someone else every single day after he and regulus break up & regulus "i only do casual" black never daring to touch anyone else after they break up

do you all remember a time when the moon was just the moon and the sun was just the sun and stars were just stars and flowers were just flowers? because i don’t

Regulus: James and I tried role playing last night and we did the whole “Professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, and James wanted to be the Professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. And you know I have a horrible phobia of failure, so when James whispered “You’re failing my class, you naughty boy” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop.

Barty: For real?

James, sighing: For real.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Evan's gonna kill a man

Barty will help too

🌹🔪🌹🔪🌹🔪

Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2 

Neil Gaiman: Yes

Prime Video: What‘s the Story? 

Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.

Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with. 

Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?

Prime Video: Yes?

Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.

Prime Video: Aaaand?

Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love. 

Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?

Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love. 

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

Meanwhile me:

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black fuck nasty

Everyone: 👏👏👏

Barty “The hands that cradled your face and tilted it upwards to kiss your forehead are soaked in unfathomable quantities of blood” Crouch Jr.

Evan “But they cradled me, yes?” Rosier.

Proud to say this account does not use artificial intelligence, but is run with human foolishness instead. 🫶

ballet dancer regulus black and street dancer james potter i need it in my VEINS

Regulus and Sirius are soooo catholic trauma core idc what you people say they so have catholic guilt

There's something about the Kirby plush in the background that really sells this

Pandora: Hey guys, are you a poet, king, or soldier?

Pandora: I’m a poet for sure

Evan: I’m a king obviously. Barty?

Barty: *without hesitation* executioner

Evan: *romantic sigh*

I'll read a marauders fic and it'll say something about how barty I'd insane and ill just giggle, kick my feet and go "he's so pookie". Like he didn't probably k!ll 3 ppl just now (I'm exaggerating but still).

Like, I love him sm and he's legitimately baby girl 🎀