B A B Y

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TINY BABY

I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

Reblog to let your friends know you love their ocs

ceremonial scythe and madness 🔪

balatro-style cards for zek

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

I'm the most fuckable crab in the bucket

"How could you do this" with the help of the demon blade "this isn't you" well yeah it's me and the demon blade "I know you're a good person" yeah that wasn't in question "please come home" not if you're gonna be a dick to the demon blade "we need to destroy the demon blade" listen I don't come to family gatherings and say we Need To Destroy aunt cassie and she's genuinely evil, unlike the demon blade

Aragorn protecting the hobbits from the Nazgûl:

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

RIP N SHRED 🔪 for @/magedowser.bsky.social

STARRY EYES 🤩 for @/kynederg.bsky.social

CALL ME ☎️❤️ for @rereljes