Tim: when do I get to meet your partner?
Tamara: oh um when pigs fly
Tim: it’s really irresponsible of you to not inform us who you’re dating
Tamara: Lucy knows.
Tim: WHAT
Lucy: we had dinner, lovely night
Tim: what?? Why has she meet them but not me?
Tamara: because you’re you. And I couldn’t hide your gun
Tim: I wouldn’t shoot them…
Tamara raising an eyebrow: you wouldn’t?
Tim: no. I would just threaten them
