what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

every time something slips out of my control an angel dies

Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round

someone could probably make a "who do you think took your boobs?" edit out of this with discord making its server icons squarer

why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery

this goes sailing through my window after making a bad post

Blossom time

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

If i ever met a person that listened to music i think I would kill them with my bare hands, no hesitation

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

me when viva la vida comes on

"Oh dear! A tiny crab appears to have made his home in my shirt pocket. That's the trouble with living on the beach."

So lonely that it physically hurts: “Yeah! We should hang out more often 😊”

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

wgat did u say

plants love being polyploid its one of their favorite things to be

you give animals an extra set of dna and they crumble into a little cartoon pile of ash. you give plants an extra set of dna and they say ahh finally an extra set of dna to do activities with

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

we all got that functionality suicidal homie who’s favorite website is Last. FM

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation

The best answer to this that I've seen is "You are free to do whatever you like. You must only live with the consequences."

"If it sucks, hit da bricks" is for when you realize that you actually definitely can live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.

"Sometimes being an adult means doing things that you don't wanna" is for when you've thought it over and it turns out you would strongly prefer NOT to live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.