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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
Fanfic screenshot time
I’ll Die when I’m dead by InkpotSprite
Reblogged snakeredbirdbatkatana
I understand Tim Drake because I too hate when Bruce & Dicks actions don't line up with my head canons of them.
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Duke: I have a stalker
Tim: It's okay.
Duke: How is that okay?
Tim: Don't worry, I've been stalking them for months.
Duke:....
Duke: You've been stalking my stalker?
Tim: Yup, and to be honest, they're nothing special. You can do better.
Duke:...
Duke: Jason, he's doing it again!
Jason: Oh for the love of--- he just got out of rehab!
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“so what’s your favorite batfam trope?”
“bruce calling his kids sweetheart/sweetie/baby/any petname”
“what—“
-
Dick, accidentally scraping his knee: ow
Bruce, worried: you okay, dear?
Dick, a 30 year old man:
Dick, tearing up: no…
Cass: 😐
Cass: *period cramp*
Cass: 😐
Bruce, knocking on her door: cass?
Cass, suddenly on the floor curled up and sniffling: dad, period hurts 😢
Bruce, slamming the door open, picking his daughter up then tucking her back in her bed: i’m sorry baby. i’m here now, what do you need?
Red Robin, cranky and stressed, having been awake for 120 hours: ugh! why can’t you people do anything right!?
Wonder Girl, also sleep deprived: you arrogant piece of—
Red Robin, suddenly walking away, grabbing his civilian phone: *angrily dials a number*
Bruce, in a WE meeting, answering: hello? tim?
Red Robin, voice breaking: dad?
Bruce:
Batman, requesting access to Mount Justice:
Superboy, eye bags darker than black: what’s batman doing here
Red Robin, packing up, speed walking out the door:
Batman, out of sight: oh, don’t cry sweetie, let’s go home hm?
Bruce, washing the dishes:
Damian, entering the room: baba?
Bruce, smiling: yes?
Damian, shuffling towards him, holding something behind his back:
Bruce: what do have there?
Damian, embarrassed but determined, holds up a drawing of him and Bruce:
Bruce:
Bruce, tears streaming down his face: it’s beautiful habibi
Bruce: *sleeping*
Jason:
Jason: b
Bruce: ?!
Bruce: j-jay?
Bruce: what are you- oh.
Jason, laying next to him, face hidden in his chest: fuck you.
Bruce:
Jason:
Jason, quietly: i take it back. love you…dad.
Bruce, crying again: i love you too, sweetheart
In a JL meeting
Superman: lex thor lex luthor lex-
Wonder Woman, bored:
Flash, bored:
Green Lantern, bored:
Aquaman, bored:
Green Arrow, bored:
Batman, paying attention, nodding, taking notes:
Captain Marvel:
Captain Marvel: *sneezes*
Batman, automatically handing him a tissue:
Captain Marvel: thank you batman
Batman: you're welcome darling
Superman:
Wonder Woman:
Flash:
Green Lantern:
Aquaman:
Green Arrow:
Captain Marvel, sweating: i-im not ten i'm sixteen!
Batman:
Batman, sweating harder, shaking:
Oracle, through comms: resist. you must resist, batman
Reblogged snakeredbirdbatkatana
Yo imagine: bernard/anyone rlly first finding out about tim not having a spleen. The chaos.
I forgot to answer this because my brain is homophobic—
But, I dunno, my characterization for Bernard is obviously that he's a total freak for Tim. Like. Let's be so fr he's dating a superhero, a vigilante, and I won't ever let go of these panels:
A freak.
So, I think Bernard finding out would go a few something's like this:
—
Tim and Bernard, literally in the middle of a make out session:
Bernard: I can't wait to rearrange your organs, love dove...
Tim: The ones I have?
Bernard: What?
Tim: What?
Bernard: Are you missing organs?
Tim: Just my spleen..?
Bernard:
Tim:
Bernard: We'll put a pin in that.
—
Tim, fighting with Jason while Bernard sits on an armchair: THIS IS WHY YOU DIED!
Jason: THIS IS WHY A CREEPY OLD MAN STOLE YOUR SPLEEN!
Bernard: HE WHAT!?
Jason:
Tim:
Bernard, to Tim: What am I supposed to tell the Bolivian organ pirates now, Timothy!?
Tim, literally unable to hold back laughter:
Jason: . . . i . . . BRUCE!?
—
Dick: Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne, how did you lose your spleen!?
Tim, holding Bernard's hand: uhh...
Bernard, whispering: You lost your spleen?
Tim, whispering back: It was a zombie cult leader.
Bernard: Say no more.
Bernard: Dowd.
Dick: What?
Bernard, lying because he's a good bf, trust: Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne-Dowd. We're married.
Dick:
Dick: TIMOTHY!?
—
Bruce: I hope you're being careful, Tim, you're immune compromised and Bernard could easily pass illnesses onto you.
Tim: Don't worry, he's a total clean freak.
Bernard, walking in: I'm a what?
Tim: I'm reassuring Bruce that you're not gonna kill me from some infection or disease.
Bernard: Oh, yeah, no worries, we use protection.
Tim, face palming:
Bruce: . . . I meant because Tim is immune compromised since losing his spleen.
Bernard:
Bernard: You lost your spleen?
Tim: Uhhhhhhhhhh—
Bernard: Do we have the location of said spleen? We could put it in a jar and out it by the bedside table.
Tim: Bernard, no, we can't keep my spleen as a pet.
Bernard: Why not!? I didn't get to sell it on the black market, might as well get some use out of it!
Bruce:
—
Look, I'm just saying I don't think Bernard would even bat an eye. He literally goes with the flow as far as I can tell with the comics. Like, "My bf is a vigilante? Nice. I won't tell him I know :3"
Reblogged yjcorefourenjoyer
when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to
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Tim Drake, a freshly purchased 8 ball in his pocket, staring at Jason with the look of a kicked puppy.
“You still smoke? Don’t you know how bad that is for you?” He says.
Jason frowns, his eyes narrowing as he scrutinises the teen before him.
“Didn’t you have a front-page scandal last year for snorting coke at the Wayne Enterprises Christmas party?” He blows smoke in Tim’s direction, grinning at the boy lets out a strangled cough.
“This isn’t about me, Jason.”
Reblogged yjcorefourenjoyer
i love them i love core four my little guys ever
Reblogged yjcorefourenjoyer
The titans love dick Grayson they do not love Bruce Wayne
The outlaws love Jason Todd they do not love Bruce Wayne
Young justice loves Tim drake they do not love Bruce Wayne
But much to their teams protests dick Jason and Tim all love Bruce
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Canon vs. Fanon: a Nutshell
Fanon:
Dick: You've gone off the deep end, Tim. I can't trust you anymore. I'm going to lock you up in Arkham!
Tim: *cries in victimhood*
Canon:
Dick: Hey, Tim, you've had a lot of people you love die recently. Do you think, maybe, you should try going to therapy?
Tim: *throws Batarang* HOW FUCKING DARE YOU –
If Batman didn't need therapy after Jason died, then Tim doesn't need therapy after Batman dies!!!
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told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.
Reblogged spicy-apple-pie
I was thinking about dungeon based media and I made this alignment chart
Reblogged yjcorefourenjoyer
who else missed my sunblock noses?