Dean Winchester: I don't swing that way.
Destiehellers: Dean is bi in canon
Jensen Ackles: Dean is straight
Destiehellers: Dean is bi in canon. Jensen is a homophobe for saying Dean isn't bisexual.
The Writers: Dean is straight
Destiehellers: Why don't you tell us the 100% truth if Dean is bi or not. You're queerbaiting us.
Eric Kripke: Supernatural is about the brothers, who are straight.
Destiehellers/Castiehellers: Supernatural is about Castiel. Dean is bi, but only for Castiel. If Castiel isn't in an episode it's not worth watching. Anyone who says otherwise is a homophobe.
No-Destieheller Destiel shippers: Dean and Cas make a great couple but it's only fanon.
Destiehellers: Shut up. You're not REAL Destiel shippers. You're just Wincest shippers pretending to ship it to give us bad names.
Shippers in the Supernatural fandom who don't ship Destiel: Our ships are just as valid as your's is. Why should your ship be the only one made canon? You don't see us petitioning for that.
Destiehellers: Shut up. WE are the biggest ship there is. WE are the most important shippers there are. WE DESERVE Destiel being made canon. No other ship is real.
Non-Shippers: Supernatural isn't about romance. It's about the brothers and fighting against evil.
Destiehellers: SUPERNATURAL IS ABOUT DEAN/CAS AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH US IS STUPID AND ISN'T A REAL FAN OF THE SHOW!!!
99.999% of the Supernatural fandom: Destiel is fanon. Dean and Castiel are both straight in canon.
Destiehellers: Destiel is CANNON!!! Dean is gay for Castiel.
Destiehellers: Sam is a cockblock
Destiehellers: Sam is a Destiel cheerleader
Destiehellers: Sam should die so Dean can be with Castiel.
Destiehellers: EVERYONE ships Destiel.
Destiehellers: Misha says it's real so it's real.
Destiehellers: Dean and Castiel are soulmates
Destiehellers: Everything is Destiel, even a random picture of a duck in a pond is Destiel!!!!
Destiehellers: Destiel needs to be canon for representation
The rest of the fandom: *backs away shaking their heads at the stupidity and immaturity of Destiehellers*
The rest of the fandom: *wraps their arms around the majority of Destiel shippers* We're sorry you have to deal with them