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processed in a facility that also processes las vegas fandoms. may contain traces of padres. [aka @holochromatic and @lullabiestoparalyze]
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can we please not have both of our catchers get their hands injured? fuuuuuck

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TWO TRIPLES ALREADY

wallner. baby boy. baby. ❤️💙

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Reblogged artform-virtue
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i still maintain that joe mauer and justin morneau are the baseball boybestfriends most deserving of winning the world series together, and the fact that neither of them did is genuinely proof that there is no god

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Reblogged voidspacecowboy
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Read an article about someone who was trying to be cute and using AI (gag me) to see if it would help them pick an NHL team to root for (spolier alert: it did not. who would've guessed). To combat this techbro thinking, I have complied an incomplete list of acceptable ways to pick an NHL team to root for:

  1. Generational Trauma (i.e. your parent(s) infected you with this team)
  2. That one friend (or mutual) who believes misery loves company and you were the one who caved (no suing them isn't possible)
  3. Geography fucked you over
  4. You think you'd look cute in the team colors
  5. The social media team is on point
  6. Living the Hater life (i.e. the enemy of my enemy is my friend, etc.)
  7. You put pictures of all the team's logos on a wall and threw a dart
  8. They have the exact right amount of Drama to Skill ratio to keep you hooked
  9. You imprinted on one of these losers accidentally and now you care about the whole circus
  10. Gritty
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