Everything for your rp needs

Just a side blog dedicated to roleplay memes. May contain triggering content, such as gore, nsfw, ect. Always open for suggestions!

Sentence Starters: Out Of Context Discord Quotes Edition

- “Can we actually eat the sausage instead of talk about how much it looks like a dick?”

- “I tried to be a lawyer to a demon yesterday and it would have worked if people hadn't fucked shit up and tell the court things that got my client killed, dammit.”

- "He's a fucking thot, he doesn't even care about education, he's here to live fast and eat ass."

- "The only interesting thing in my brain is that fucking dvd screensaver that changes colors when it bounces off edges."

- “Do NOT teach [Insert name here] owo culture please, I'm fairly certain the whiplash would instantly kill me.”

- “Yeah, I have almost died many times on stairs.”

- “Friendly reminder to let your turkeys sunbathe for at least a half hour a day.”

- “He looks like the kinda guy that would break into rich homophobic asshole’s homes, steal their money, and spray paint ‘GAY RIGHTS’ all over the front of their houses, then donate the money to charities that really need it. And also punches Nazis.”

#rp starters #roleplay starters #sentence starters #slightly suggestive #just tagging that bc of the thot mention fhdjsklfh

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Send me ‘ ☕ ‘ for my muse’s reaction to yours bringing them a mug of hot chocolate

#rp meme #roleplay meme #not mine

Due to mysterious circumstances, my muse has suddenly died. However, they didn’t seem to stay very dead for long. Send in “⚰️” for your muse to find my now zombified muse!

Send in “ ⚰️🔄” for the reverse!

#rp meme #roleplay meme #zombie au

Your muse ends up coming across a crashed space ship, discovering the alien inside who’s none other than my muse. Send in “👽” for how my muse reacts to being discovered!

Send in “ 👽🔄” for the reverse!

#rp meme #roleplay meme #alien au

My muse is a ghost who lives in a formerly abandoned home, until your muse moves in that is. Your muse finds out they’re being haunted by mine, but doesn’t seem to mind it one bit. Send “👻” for a starter!

#rp meme #roleplay meme #ghost au

Your muse accidentally walks in on my muse while they’re changing, and your muse seems to really like what they see. Send in “👀” for a response from my muse!

#rp meme #roleplay meme #slightly suggestive #possibly suggestive

SB: Oh man, you should totally have your muse do [insert thing here] for this roleplay, don’t you think?

Me: Bold of you to assume I ever have control over this chaotic dumbass.

#not a meme #shitpost #rp shitpost #hey yall im not dead #have some hopefully relatable content

Me: I’m gonna try to be more active, and keep a somewhat consistent flow of posts! Maybe even set up a queue!!

Me @ myself, months later:

#not a meme #shitpost #hey yall im horrible at doing anything on tumblr anymore #but i might get a chance to do shit today for a few hours before disappearing for god knows how long again my dudes #sorry to all my followers who came here for content and don't get any #life is a rollercoaster and im straight up about to fall off of it lmao

Anonymous asked:

Your rp blog themes don't work for my device

Oh geez, sorry about that- They seemed to work fine on desktop, though I know mobile is very well known for this sort of thing too-

I’d be more than happy to give you the links to the pages you’d like to see, but I’m not sure what ones you’re trying to look and and on what blogs either. You can just send an ask to which blog though and what pages you’d like, and I’d be more than happy to provide them!

#Anonymous #not a meme

Anonymous asked:

Do you have any rp blogs yourself? If so what are they? I can give a follow?

Indeed I do dear anon! Though I kind of have a lot and have trouble keeping them all active-

Here’s some of them if you’re interested in though! They’re all pretty much Undertale based in some way, but I don’t usually mind doing crossovers or writing with OCs!

@shrouded-stars - Undertale OCs! Recently revived!

@glitched-anxiety - Error sans! He’s been around for a while-

@endlessdivinities - A multimuse for characters of my AU Divine Dreamtale!

Those are pretty much my main blogs that actually seem to be active, though recently I’ve been pretty sparse activity wise-

#Anonymous #not a meme

Anonymous asked:

Hello! I just came to let you know how wonderful you are!

Aaaaaa, I’m sorry this is so late hun-

But thanks! Glad to hear it! ~~Even if I am 3 months late to responding-~~

#Anonymous #not a meme

hewwo, i’m not dead yet-

Sorry for the massive amounts of inactivity here my dudes, this blog is a side blog and I kind of stopped using the main blog and just this account for tumblr stuff in general for a long while so that’s why it’s been so dead-

Though I recently revived my main blog, so hopefully I’ll be able to do more things here? No guarantees on a super set up schedule or anything, since this blog was mostly set up for posting more so at my leisure and in free time-

But hopefully I can get things going here again! and thanks to all the followers who stuck around!

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dreamsofpositivity

EMERGENCY ICONS COMMISSIONS

Huh..

I won’t go into too much details, but I’m getting kicked out. And I don’t have a job right now, even though I’m looking. I’m also looking for a cheap apartment. I’m stressed and not sleeping a lot, because of this situation.

I just. I need help?? And I can’t do really big commissions, so I figured that icons were a good way to go.

$3 for an icon, yeet.

I’ll draw fandom things (tmnt, undertale, pokemon, etc) and even OC’s (with a good description or a ref picture you have).

Just.

Signal boost if you can’t??

Send me a DM, and we can talk payment method.

Thanks. :’D

#not a meme #HEY I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN ACTIVE HERE IN FOREVER BUT PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU CAN #THIS PERSON MEANS A LOT TO ME AND ANY HELP WITH THEIR SITUATION WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED

Send “-💬” For my muse to be unable to speak for a thread!

They can still make noises, but they just can’t speak any words!

#rp meme #roleplay meme #sfw

Go on anon and pretend to be someone that my muse cares about or is afraid of!!

Make them happy, make them cry, do anything to your hearts content! Nothing’s off limits!!

#rp meme #roleplay meme #sfw

Give my muse a pet you think they’d like!!

Could be any kind of pet you can think of! Nothing’s off limits!

#rp meme #roleplay meme #sfw

Send my muse dares! For every dare they don’t do, they strip off a piece of their clothes!!

#rp meme #roleplay meme #possible NSFW #tagging just in case

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