stop eating turkish delight with the witch in white and come eat hummus with mr. tumnus

some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion

fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

i'm gonna stop playing fortnite

i was lying i'm sorry im gonna keep letting 7 year olds ruin my day

happy april fool's day

happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

Martine Feipel & Jean Bechameil

Plague and Cholera, 2014

Photo: Editpress/Julien Garroy

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

i go on discord. the icons are tiny now. i go on tumblr. the icons are massive. i kill myself