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🔪 Ruin 🐦‍⬛

@ruins-and-rewritez / ruins-and-rewritez.tumblr.com

Crow Chaos | Ruin or Tess | 21? | Actual Ghost | Future Ruler of the World | "I have no heart just ice and stone"
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Ruin's Master Tag List

Ok so this is mostly just for personal use because I have the compulsion to stay ridiculously organized but if y'all wanna use it too to look for certain posts that's also why is here

#rarzo - Ruins And RewriteZ Original

#ruinwrites - my writing, ficlets, etc.

#ruinrants - me raging against the machine (the crowverse ofc)

#ruinresponds - asks and the like

#ruinrecalls - my reblogs of my own posts

#ruinraids - reblogs I add to

#ruinreviews - my polls

#ruinwrecks - just a bit of angst

#ruinsroughs - my once in a millennium 'artz'

#ruinsrevival - life be like

#ruinsrulings - my opinion on this, that and the othera thing

#crowcasts - crow specific polls

#crowcalls ‐ songs that are the crows

Also header image isn't mine (obviously) but it is so perfect for my rants so it's staying

Visit my secondary secondary here for non-crow nonsense where I rant about things that aren't the crows

#rarzo
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How everyone acts like the Kuwei/Jesper kiss went:

Jesper: omg it's wylan tailored to look like Kuwei I'm going to confess my undying love for him and we'll get married and have babiess and live happily ever after 😍💕💕
Kuwei: omg this hot boy wants a kiss and since I'm a homewrecking little whore I'm so going to go for it I can't wait to screw over the little orange boy tehe 😝😙

How the Jesper/Kuwei kiss actually went:

Jesper: omg Wylan is so cute even when he looks like someone else he is totally my soulmate and I'm gonna confess and we'll kiss and live happily ever after and Kaz will be the godfather to our children 😍💕💕
Kuwei: omg the hot tall boy thinks I'm his little orange boyfriend I should totally tell him that I'm me but kissing him will be so much fucking funnier imma do that and watch the shenanigans that ensue like an addicting telenovela 🤣😇
#six of crows duology#six of crows#jesper fahey#wylan hendriks#wesper#and kuwei#kuwei yul bo#rarzo
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Since we never got a Kuwei POV I can literally just keep believing that he was never into Jesper (romantic styles). Like yes Jesper is hot. Yes Jesper is sweet. Yes Jesper is totally boyfriend material. But Kuwei is not into it. You know what he is into? Sowing chaos like crops in a damn field. So ofc when Jesper mistakenly assumes that he's actually Wylan (the boy Jesper is so obviously in love with) he just goes along with it. Because Jesper is hot and this is going to be so so funny in the long run. Yes he kinda feels bad for Wylan and everything (because he obviously likes Jes back) but it's really Jesper's fault for just going around kissing boys who happen to be the boy, the boy he likes is tailored to look like. Also this group sorta kinda kidnapped him (from the hostage takers that kidnapped him before) so he has to get his entertainment where he can

#i dont hate kuwei#his character#is actually so funny to me#hes a true icon tbh#so you arent allowed to hate him either#six of crows duology#six of crows#jesper fahey#wylan hendriks#wesper#and kuwei#kuwei yul bo#rarzo#ruinrants
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How Jesper found out Kaz was going to propose OR the time Kaz forgot to tell his best friend he was planning on marrying their other best friend
Kaz: isn't she beautiful 😍
Jesper: *glancing sideways at Inej who is cover in the blood of those who've wronged her* oh hell yes
Kaz: *dreamy sigh*
Jesper: *yelling to Inej* pop off queen
Inej: *pausing mid murder to turn and wave at the boys, then twirling around to stab a guy thru the trachea*
Jes: *to Kaz* marry her. for the love of Ghezen and all saints marry her. she is literally the only woman on this whole damn planet who will ever come close to matching your freak.
Kaz: *pulls out ring box, opens it and shows it to Jes without taking his eyes off Inej* what do u think this is for genius
#six of crows duology#six of crows#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej#jesper fahey#just crow things#crow sillies#three of crows#rarzo
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Ranking the crows+Kuwei based on how good I think they’d be at karaoke

  1. Wylan - I don’t think I need to explain that
  2. Inej - loves performing and having fun with her friends, also enjoys music
  3. Jesper - in a similar vein as Inej, but he also likes standing out
  4. Kuwei - dramatic af, doesn’t mind attention if it’s attention he seeks out
  5. Kaz - I didn’t know where to put him but I feel like he’d be better than Nina
  6. Nina - canonically has a bad singing voice and doesn’t like singing
  7. Matthias - give me one reason to believe he’d be good at or enjoy karaoke in the slightest
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oh Matthias can sing alright, but only when he's super drunk which has probably only happen once, on accident

#six of crows#matthias helvar#ruinraids
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Inej holding up two nearly identical darkly colored scarves: which one do you think Kaz would like more? this one? or this one?
Jesper, glancing up from his comic book: you...you're kidding right?
Inej: no ofc not
Jesper, visibly confused: they're exactly the same? they're both black??!
Inej, rolling her eyes: no. this one is obsidian and this one is onyx
Jesper: ?????

as a result of this poll

#six of crows duology#six of crows#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#kaz brekker#kanej#og crow trio#or#three of crows#if we're being honest#rarzo#incorrect crows
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