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Калининградская область, Арсений Котов
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Yuri Gagarin, USSR, 1961
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all the photos of him are like this, I love that this guy understood he had been born with the face of a wizard or axe murderer and just leaned fully into it
he knew EXACTLY what he was doing
he got what he wanted
Also
when the man got to travel to Guatemala & Mexico, he was greeted as a guest of honor and a celebrity ― he never really understood why and was more interested in the places he was visiting than in meetings & photos with officials and the like (that's why in many such photos all throughout his life he's somewhere in a 2nd row corner and not front & center). he was being invited to top tier restaurants for meetings with very important people, and he would put bones & meat & such leftovers in a bag and after leaving a restaurant he proceeded to feed all the local cats he met along the way.
he was a very special man with very specific interests, most notably the Maya script and cats.
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Also
sflix.to (movies, TV series, also rare international movies)
hianime.to (anime only)
kissanimes.et (anime)
kimcartoon.com.co (cartoon series and movies)
www.iq.com (Asian dramas)
:) 👍 let's go besties!!
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#i still have this one laying on some shelf i think#the whole thing was inspired by a drawing of a person on devart#and i just now discovered that devart is itself not country-blocked but the images host on there apparently is#as in it loads & i see texts & layouts & pfp & the likes but the uploaded images are “broken sheet”#oh well
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A group of far-future linguists and archeologists suddenly *poof* into existence in front of me. One is holding a tablet. "What is the difference between 'red sauce' and 'tomato sauce?'" they ask me. "The distinction is not clear in extant texts from this time and place."
"Uh, they're the same thing," I tell them. "Who are you?"
"Yes!" the being with the tablet exclaims.
One of the other researchers groans. "No! My thesis...months of writing wasted..." One of the others comforts them.
"Now, what is this object for?" The first researcher holds up a discolored, dinged-up plastic object. It's clearly been buried in the ground for quite some time, but the two holes and the scuffed plastic window are distinctive.
"That's a cassette tape. You record music with it."
"Interesting, interesting." The being enters something on the tablet.
"How are you speaking English?"
"Sophisticated translation technology," one of the researchers confides. "We are students of your society. From the future."
"What does this pictogram represent?" The researcher with the tablet turns it around so that the screen faces me.
It's the eggplant emoji.
"Sex," I say. "Why do you need to ask me this if you can time travel or whatever? Can't you just go wherever you want to go and look around and see how these things are being used?"
The beings shift guiltily and look at each other. "Technically, travel to times and places prior the advent of time travel is strictly prohibited. Paradoxes, you know."
"Oh."
"We must get back before our advisor returns to the lab. Just don't tell anyone you saw us, alright? The space-time continuity depends on it. Can you do that?"
"Uh, sure, I guess?"
One of them pats me on the head. "And don't go to Mars."
"Okay. Wait, why? Is it dangerous?"
"No. Just not worth it."
The group disappears in a shimmering light.
The cassette clatters to the sidewalk behind them.
Out of befuddlement, mainly, I pick it up. It's clearly old, discolored and scuffed, but it still has tape in it.
I carry the tape around in my pocket for a while. The curiosity builds. I want to know what's on that tape. I don't have a cassette player anymore, so I go to Goodwill and pick up the first one I can find, praying that it still works. I plug it in. It turns on.
I slide the tape inside. It's dirty, but it still seems to be in decent shape. I snap the player closed and hit play. The wheels begin to turn. I hold my breath.
A familiar tune starts up. A wobbly voice comes out of the machine.
We're no strangers to love
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IF YOU INSIST!!!!!!
#look how gorgeous it was.... look what disney threw away#< prev tags#also fun fact the show was animated mostly in flash#also also if you liked this bit pls watch REDLINE it's an anime film abt a car race & it's great#bc this bit has a lot of REDLINE vibes to it (mb it's a ref to it as well)#reblog tag
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Grandmas FTW ✨
Okay but for people who struggle with their co-ordination (me): GAME-CHANGER
fuck it up granma
wow…never thought of doing that…will remember!
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Momotaros being a meme in three gifs or less ❤️
Bonus: the Momotaros meme
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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”
No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.
Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.
Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has
The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.
The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.
Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.
You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.
You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.
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parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)
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