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Every time I log on to see there's a message in my inbox I continue to have a tiny shred of hope that it's an actual message and not someone asking for money. And of course it's someone asking for money. You'd think I'd learn.
(FYI - no, I'm not reblogging, sharing, or giving money as a) I don't know who is genuine and who is not and b) I already give money through official charities. So please stop.)
I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, youโre 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you donโt want to lie, then donโt put your age anywhere. Donโt even say whether youโre a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because youโre a child.
hey! donate to uk trans charities today because itโs gonna be a rough one
Folks in the UK, could we have some trusted links to charities?
There's Mermaids which is always a great option, and then Scotland-specific there's LGBT Youth Scotland, to give you just a couple. There will absolutely be more that other people can suggest though!
been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and
1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks
2) i didnโt realize that ads for medicine were actually like this
ppl keep reblogging this and asking โwell what are the medicine ads like in your countryโ and likeโฆthere arenโt any? Itโs literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?
All of America: God I wish that were me
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Performative feminism is a most annoying aspect of our times.
Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.
File this under "phrases from Tumblr that didn't have to go that hard but totally did".
hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over
I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.
Me, spraying bug spray: blocked.
Listen and sometimes? To enjoy running through a beautiful field of grass and flowers (ao3) you have to tolerate the fact that bugs (fics you donโt like) are there and maybe you will even encounter one, but you can use bugspray (filtered tags) to reduce the likelihood of that. Because the alternative is not getting to experience the beautiful field of grass and flowers.
so anyway i found my moms xfiles fanfiction from the 90โฒs
CONFIRMED
canโt wait for when this exact thing will happen to current fanfic writers
fanfic worries at 20: is my mom going to find my porn
fanfic worries at 40: IS MY KID GOING TO FIND MY PORN
Reblog if you still like me
