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as a lesbian named grace this pin I found on the lesbian history archive is making me scream

I love birding so much. I found someone who knew the location of a bird species I’ve been after for 4 years and she sent me the exact coordinates (an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere) and I instantly found one. Nothing gives me more dopamine than someone saying ‘go to this location and you’ll find the beast you seek’ and it’s there

average man from florida

Oh man did you eat the whole edible? The whole thing? Yeah that's bad bro. No you're gonna be fine. The horse demons don't like that though. Yeah the evil horse demons with fucked up scary human faces that live in the bathroom at night so they can get people who are too high. Those ones. Yeah they can smell when you're scared.

Cats with knives.

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

whiskey dick is such a beautiful phrase if I had a gorgeous maine coon cat I would name her whiskey dick

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

Mouse Armor by Jeff De Boer

I love his stated intention behind these projects, ‘Confuse historians’.

HUSARIA SPOTTED, POLAND MENTIONED 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅

i never wanna hear ohhh i drank too much wine i smoked too many cigarettes last night i feel awful. cultivate a european mindset. you just need an espresso. life is an alchemical process and you are the alembic

My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."

I feel so seen.

Spotted or Tiger Quoll (Dasyurus maculatus), family Dasyuridae, order Dasyuromorphia, found in eastern Australia

Threatened.

photograph by Charles Davis

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

Gay sex as a metaphor for friendship

outdoor cat people are so crazy like do u even want it 😭