Every time a gay man says something misogynistic I read a chapter of killing stalking
while we're on nickname discourse, the nickname "gans" when gansey is already a nickname is crazy.
obsessed w this sign at the hospital
💡Think !
I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step
could you guys please stop shattering my world view
I dont know why this poll is getting so much attention but my response to it so far is just
I find your lack of whimsy disturbing
ranking the best things I have had heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
- "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
- (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
- Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
- [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: ""[xxx], "Please remember that the patient is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
- [another procedure where the patient couldn't be anaesthetised] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this
the fuck is going on with optimus prime?
how could you hate these beautiful women😞