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@salad-mceyebrows / salad-mceyebrows.tumblr.com

Male/23/Fanartist

Where else to find me:

Iโ€™m still trying things out so I donโ€™t know for sure where I will be most active, but for now Iโ€™ve at least set up accounts and will try to establish myself on the following places:

Mastodon: @mceyebrows@mastodon.social

Twitter will be the safe for work place so if you want to make sure you get Booth stuff, thats where to go from now on.

Mastodon I havenโ€™t figure out yet but that might be a mixed bag.

FurAffinity will def have the adult stuff (and have some old art migrated already)

I will be looking into following people on these places so, feel free to hit me up and say who you are/where to find you!

I will be leaving tumblr and only be active on twitter and fa for the time being! (Mastodon is too confusing) See you there, or if not, take care!

Where else to find me:

Iโ€™m still trying things out so I donโ€™t know for sure where I will be most active, but for now Iโ€™ve at least set up accounts and will try to establish myself on the following places:

Mastodon: @mceyebrows@mastodon.social

Twitter will be the safe for work place so if you want to make sure you get Booth stuff, thats where to go from now on.

Mastodon I havenโ€™t figure out yet but that might be a mixed bag.

FurAffinity will def have the adult stuff (and have some old art migrated already)

I will be looking into following people on these places so, feel free to hit me up and say who you are/where to find you!

I will be leaving tumblr and only be active on twitter and fa for the time being! (Mastodon is too confusing) See you there, or if not, take care!

Last reminders Im leaving will go up today.

So excuse the incoming repeat post, just want to give any stragglers a chance before I jump ship.

buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if itโ€™s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didnโ€™t expect to get some of their favorite chips that day? what a thrill! love it

Well, I mean, Garfield does care

Anyone whoโ€™s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to show they love you

An often overlooked thing about Garfield is between the snark and schemes, heโ€™s really a loving kitty

I guess these arenโ€™t as memorable as the wackier strips

But Jon can always count on Garfield to make him smile when it really matters

And Garfield knows that Jon cares

I swear, my cat is the same way, the below picture is an accurate portrait of how it is to have a dog and cat the same time.

Theory accepted

wholesome

Itโ€™s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isnโ€™tย โ€œJon is a heartless monsterโ€ orย โ€œGarfield is some eldritch horrorโ€

Where else to find me:

Iโ€™m still trying things out so I donโ€™t know for sure where I will be most active, but for now Iโ€™ve at least set up accounts and will try to establish myself on the following places:

Mastodon: @mceyebrows@mastodon.social

Twitter will be the safe for work place so if you want to make sure you get Booth stuff, thats where to go from now on.

Mastodon I havenโ€™t figure out yet but that might be a mixed bag.

FurAffinity will def have the adult stuff (and have some old art migrated already)

I will be looking into following people on these places so, feel free to hit me up and say who you are/where to find you!

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brummbart-deactivated20181221

Wasserspeier am Freiburger Mรผnster

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everything-is-stickers

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

ITโ€™S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

Ye olde German architect: โ€œok, itโ€™s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST ideaโ€ฆโ€ *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* โ€œYES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.โ€

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neveratrest

Thatโ€™s gussy babe

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Mรผnster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think.ย 

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Mรผnster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Mรผnster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasnโ€™t happy with what theyโ€™d done.ย 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Mรผnster, heโ€™d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fatย โ€œfuck youโ€ to someoneโ€™s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world warsย 

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yveinthesky

*standing ovation*

Spite is the greatest muse

humans donโ€™t change

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