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"don't perform self-surgery! only medical professionals should do that!" appeal to authority. "no one does that!" bandwagon fallacy. "you're crazy!" ad hominem
how it feels to have beatles songs like twist and shout and please mister postman as your favourites without some sewer-dwelling rat screeching “YOU CAN’T LIKE THAT IT’S A COVER” in your face
hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over
MARVIN. on september 11th of 2001 a plane will crash into the twin towers of new york and a bystander named gerard way will see it happen. this will lead to him creating a band called my chemical romance with some other men. another person will listen to their music and be inspired to make a story called twilight because of my chemical romance’s music. this leads to another person creating a fan fiction called 50 shades of grey that gets so popular where it gets a film adaptation staring an actress named dakota johnson. dakota will appear on a well known talk show called ellen DeGeneres who will then be exposed for being a bad person because of dakotas experience with her. be aware of the future….. oh and ur gay btw
I… I don’t know what I’ve just read. Who are these people, what are these series’?