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salty-cereal

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Reblogged gaydextermorgan
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if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

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I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

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i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

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wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

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thyrell.

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just kill me

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Reblogged natjennie
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*watching the scene where aragorn kicks the orc helmet* i heard that behind the scenes this went perfectly as planned and everything about it was normal

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I know it’s an easy mistake to make, but Argon was actually portrayed by a horse who adopted Virginia Madsen.

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Reblogged natjennie
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frankie and i got really high and went to spray paint the skate park at last night and frankie, a bug nerd, tried to write “bugs rule” at the bottom of the skate bowl, but they got distracted and wrote, super huge, “BUGS RUG” and we were trying so hard to not die of laughter so the cops didnt come but we were WHEEZING on our backs at the bottom of the bowl in complete darkness. we went back in the morning and took a pic. u can also see the trans anarchy symbol i did.

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Reblogged jupitereyed
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Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

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Important to not forget this isn't the only thing happening. The haka disrupting the vote in parliament is supported by nation wide hīkoi of thousands of people on their way to the capital to protest this

NZ’s Hīkoi challenging controversial draft bill ‘redefines activism’, says Herald | Asia Pacific Report
asiapacificreport.nz|Pacific Media Watch
New Zealand MPs disrupt Parliament with haka to protest indigenous treaty Bill
Parliament was briefly suspended as people in the gallery joined in, and shouting drowned out others in the chamber. Read more at straitstim
The Straits Times
Treaty Principles Bill will greatly damage National's relationship with Māori - former minister
"The National Party today are more concerned about their careers than about the history," Chris Finlayson says.
RNZ

If you want to learn about what the proposed bill is that people are protesting and what it would actually mean for the constitution of Aotearoa if it went through...

The Treaty Principles Bill has been released: Here's what's in it
The controversial bill - which only ACT supports - has officially been introduced at Parliament. Here's a first look.
RNZ
Understanding the Waitangi Tribunal’s report on the Treaty Principles Bill
Act's bid to redefine the Treaty principles 'would have enormous constitutional implications'.
The Spinoff|Luke Fitzmaurice-Brown
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FUCKING INCREDIBLE

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Reblogged thealexandriaarchives
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Anonymous asked:

hi any life advice for 21yo

fox-bright answered:
  1. Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
  2. Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
  3. Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
  4. There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
  5. Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
  6. Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
  7. Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
  8. Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
  9. Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
  10. If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
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