fuck infantilized cas, there needs to be more weird castiel content. castiel who’s a little fucked up and unintentionally unsettling. who doesn’t blink or break eye contact. who just stares at roadkill and dead bodies they come across on hunts. give me castiel with repressed sexuality that starts expressing itself in strange ways. give me perverts by ethel cain. give me pulldrone.

he’s viewing the human experience from an unbiased standpoint. he’s a 4 dimensional being stuffed into a 3 dimensional body. he is older than humanity as a whole. Why don’t you guys make him weird?

Pick Your Fav <3

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

thank you @dianawinchester03 for the tag!

tags: @navybrat817 @americasass81 @targaryenvampireslayer @sammyycain @chaoticxwanda @groovy-lady @mrs-elsie-barnes

@thatstewispoisoned @lostmy-marbles @honarywinchester @worldsgreatest-actor @bl0ndeanddumb @tommyboygotaknife @roseblwood @i-use-oxford-comma @zach-vampyr @sweetvamp03 @untilpr0ven @gabalicious-g

hear me out…

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

Gemma Scout, on the phone with her bank: Yes I’m just trying to reopen my account. ‘Marked as deceased’ yes I know, but I’m not dead. Yes I know my husband sent you my death certificate. My death was faked in a really elaborate scheme so—no, not by me. Look just turn on CNN. I’m all over the news. It’ll—'can I come in with my husband?' No, I can’t. He’s dead now. Well maybe not dead. But he’s probably never coming back alive. They can’t get his innie in the elevator. Yes they tried that. But he sticks his arms and legs out real wide like a cat so they can’t get him in the elevator.”

these screenshots taken from video fanfictions on youtube from 2009 will never not be funny to me

truly a lost art

LMAOOOO dumbest people alive 😭

“U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.”

No one even noticed the fucking editor of the Atlantic was in their super secret group chat 😭 inSANE

🙏 🙏

These people are so high on their own supply- that’s what this article is teaching me. They are much stupider and more sincere about this garbage than you think.

Okay haven't worked for the chaser for like 2 years now but still have access to this blog for some reason, so bringing this old headline back for reasons

i give you all: real supernatural quotes atop hipster images

the supernatural pilot pitch is so great...just the drama and tension of this scene description juxtaposed with dean saying "casper the unfriendly fucker"

ten people I’d like to get to know better ✨

thank you for the tag @americasass81

last song: With Arms Wide Open - Creed

last book: haven’t read one in forever

last movie: Assassin's Creed? I think

last tv show: Stranger Things

last thing I googled: Burlington Coat Factory Benefits Department email lol

favourite colour: Grey

sweet/savoury/spicy: Savory/Sweet

currently looking forward to: These next five days I have off work.

current obsession:Please, Please, Please, by Sabrina Carpenter

@nekoannie-chan @kjs-s @wintersxldiers @targaryenvampireslayer @sammyycain @fandom-princess-forevermore @siriusjohnpotter @midnight-moonlight-and-mars @saiyanprincessswanie

Last song: Casings by Ethel Cain

Last book: I’m glad my mom died

Last movie: Secretary

Last tv show: Criminal minds

Last thing I googled: Drivers license application

Favourite colour: Yellow

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Sweet

Currently looking forward to: The holidays

Current obsession: Potatos

@thatstewispoisoned @honarywinchester @worldsgreatest-actor @zach-vampyr @tommyboygotaknife @angelcas22 @gabalicious-g @deathlyaf @sweetvamp03

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

The last time I wailed “help, please, help me, heeelp” loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

I can’t stop thinking about this

Eeeeeey macarena

THE RITUAL david bruckner, 2017

PSA

This is The Adjuster (Robin Hoodie, Guy That Shot the CEO, etc.):

And this is Luigi Mangione:

And yes, they are both super cool and hot as fuck but remember, they are two different people. The Adjuster has not been found and Luigi was never involved in the shooting.

Do not talk about them as if they are the same person and do not further spread the idea that Luigi is guilty.

Insanely funny to me. Brands trying to make a funny meme and fucking it up will always be funny to me.

They removed it. RIP Disney incest posting by accident

I love secondhand plushies! I love going to thrift stores and finding new friends! I love taking them home and giving them baths and brushouts! I love adopting already loved plushies from other folks' collections online! I love loving them again! I love brushing out their mats, cleaning their eyes, fixing their stuffing, and just generally bringing life back into a friend! I love bringing home plushies that have sat on shelves for years, collecting dust and finally loving them! I love saving the environment by not buying new and encouraging the production of more when we already have everything we need! I love secondhand plushies!!!