How to Consume The Apothecary Diaries

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via @jacubesilvora #and what if the ghosts that haunt us are kind

Snufkin doing whatever the fuck he does during the winter

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time

You CANNOT do this to me

sometimes having a cool name comes at a cost

its the Fisher price

BOOS YOU VERY LOUDLY OFF THE STAGE

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

WHERE ARE THEY NOW: This Post

in the years since its publication, the “Devil’s Sacrament” post has taken on a life of its own, becoming a part of tumblr vernacular and even extending outside the sphere of social media in minute amounts.

the salem witch trials have since become a sensation, being referenced by authors, musicians, and artists alike, with many believing it to be factual events.

tumblr user beetledrink was found dead and gay in a clown nightclub in 2006

the author's barely disguised open wound splattered livid and filthy across everything they create

People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they

Marble is a medium in which you can be horny on main and everyone’s like “wow that’s classy.”

I think having skills to construct flesh out of stone gives you as much right to be horny on main as any creator god.

Pygmalion would agree

maybe if i imagine the character all my problems will be solved

have we tried biting people my liege

You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.   Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

I did not know this.

I see this at a farm nearby where I like to hang with the goats, but the only time I’ve seen it captured on film was in that recent episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia where Sweet Dee got trampled in the petting zoo. I guess it is deeply disturbing and kind of underutilized in horror, but I still wish my eyes did that.

Like, seriously, why isn’t this in more movies? Why did I have to make the .gif myself?

In all fairness, human eyes do this too…it’s just harder to tell because we have round pupils instead of horizontal pupils.

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i want there to be less information on this post please

If you tilt your head slowly and *focus* on the feeling of your eyes, you might be able to feel them do the rotation thing! :D