🎞🎬 ;; Leona

Agatha: Next time we meet, we’re enemies!

Rio, in her head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

I’ve been going through Kathryn Hahn’s filmography and they need to stop pairing her up with old, ugly (I’m so sorry I’m a lesbian) men like she’s literally so hot so let her kiss women thanks

Rio: Agatha is always accusing me of having a favorite but that’s not true.

Rio: I love Agatha and all the Not-Agathas equally.

you know how there’s always one crazy bitch (we love her) who has the most niche ship comprised of two characters who almost never interacted? There had to be atleast one person who watched parks and rec and was like “THE JEN BARKLEY AND APRIL LUDGATE SHIP IS CANON TO MEEEE” and 10 years after the show ending they finally got their wish and had the opportunity to see multiverse versions of them play ex wives and shove their tongues down each others throats and that’s honestly beautiful I’m so happy for them lol

what if you were death and fell in love with a witch who was ostracized by her own coven and you learned how to be a person by her side and you grew a heart just so it could beat for her and you loved each other so much you had a son together and he was destined to die during birth but your wife begged you to let him live so you gave him all the time you could despite knowing she would hate you anyway because you would have to take him eventually WHAT THEN

Agatha: I’m making a documentary about my life. Lilia, I think you should play the role of my mother

Lilia: I don’t want to be your mother

Agatha: perfect! You already know your lines!

Teen: ….that was incredibly sad

Rio: Agatha sometimes talks in her sleep. It’s adorable :)

Agatha, asleep: Blast me…you motherfucker…square up…I think the fuck not.

Agathario — if Agatha got stuck in a workplace sitcom instead of a true crime show

POOKIE

thinking about this one 💔

hadn’t seen a lady dimitrescu version of this pic yet so i took matters into my own hands

do you think Rio perceive time in a different magnitude considered she is as old as time, like she will ask Agatha if she remembered how fun it was when they hiked that mountain and found a long-lost spell book last month and Agatha be like ??? that was fifty years ago

Do you think Billy gave them two tickets to the museum and Rio look at the bowls in the display and be like hEY THAT IS MINE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT (and then the description card says: private donation from Ms. Agatha Harkness)

or maybe they took Nicky to the museum (he is alive somehow) and they just keep finding Rio's things because Agatha donates them when she is mad at Rio