classic book covers inspired by fics i love, part 2 ♡

a part 2 to my original edit ♡ fics in order under the cut! 📚

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

mom was describing a tattoo a girl once took her to a back bedroom to show her, which was a fishing pole low on her pelvis with a line and hook that descended into her bush where a small clownfish hid amongst the hair. and that’s just. that’s a goal. and the ultimate freedom from obligation, like “gah I would shave but it would ruin my very good joke, what are you gonna do, I gotta make sure there’s foliage for my little clownfish to hide in”

then mom finished telling me this and looked off for a moment. “my god,” she said. “she was flirting with me. fuck. goddamn it.” 

i need pepple to understand that in the first place leather has always been made from the byproducts of butchering animals for meat, otherwise the skin is just tossed and unused. there were some companies farming for leather for a while, particuarly alligator leather, but those were not the norm. peta did so much harm in their campaigns against leather as a concept (its not unethical. yoi get the skin when an animal dies. thats why most leather clothes in the usa are cow leather, bc thats the biggest meat animal here) that its almost impossible to buy anything "leather" that isnt made of plastic that it so fragile and shitty that the very Thread Holding It Together rips the fibers apart. it will last for maybe a year two if youre lucky, and wont biodegrade and was made out of something that isnt naturally occurring in the first place and is one of the biggest causes of pollution globally

i do not care if you personally think nobody should slaughter or eat animals, it is Going to happen anyway. you cannot be so obtuse thst you think making more plastic that causes pollution endless damage to the animals you claim to care about so much is better than omnivorous human beings eating other animals and using their bodies completely.

Hardest part of writing is accepting that some people will not fucking get it & you just have to like cope with that because over-explaining it just makes it worse

I will not over-explain my art to the stupidest people on earth. I'm writing for people who know what I'm talking about. Mantra that will save you. David Lynch was right

these tags are perfect and I think everyone should see them

it's really such an experience to go from "oh this is really cool wow" to "aw man i like this so much i need to eat glass about it" i cant even pinpoint when it happened

How to do interior decorating

Seals go on counter, next to the bread

The bread loaf helps them feel at home

Seal can be placed on the floor from time to time just to spice things up

Be sure to charge seal's batteries regularly so they do not power down unexpectedly

To change seal use the release switch under the upper right flipper to expose the charging port

With proper maintenance and care you too can have a fine kitchen seal that brings great aesthetic and fun to your home

Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"

"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

I am a normal person and can be trusted around fictional characters who think they aren't entirely human

Sketches for @raghhhhhyperfixations Superbat Reverse Alien AU!! Love love love the idea of shadow alien Bruce being a silly little creature so here :))

I imagine none of Wilson's hobbies or social outings involve anyone else from his demographic

Outside of work, he goes to his cooking class where I headcanon he's the only guy in his 40s who attends, I can see him awkwardly going to some library craft group and hanging out with the retirees who make up the rest of the group, maybe he was also the kind of kid who mostly had girl friends in school, being a young department heads means he probably never studied with students his own age, etc etc etc

all of this contributes to how he has no idea what a normal typical friendship looks like between two middle-aged men, which explains his Everything™ with House