boys becoming men, men unlocking sharingan

Why did sasuke kiss him so hard late last friday night and keep on letting him change all his plans

i come to you in the spirit of sasuke... tch

Choji and shikamaru are kinda like diary of a wimpy kid when you think about it

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to address the rumors that have been spread in recent days: my husband is NOT having an affair with sasuke uchiha. yes he sleeps in our bed sometimes yes i have heard noises in the hokage office. this is true. but did sasuke ever hold naruto, my husbands, big manly hand over his cousins dead body. sasuke doesn’t even have cousins. that is all.

anko has not cooked herself a normal meal for seven months and shizune has not gone a day without perfectly hitting all her macros and monitoring her blood glucose levels. anko starts freeloading off shizune's meals and shizune wants her to stop but anko suddenly gets visible muscle definition in addition to huge boobs so shizune silently abuses her administrative power at the hokage's office to route herself a chunk of anko's wages and pay for the additional food costs. anko has never done proper budgeting in her life so she just does not notice and starts loudly whining to her coworkers that she's broke so they have to buy her drinks. kakashi immediately understands what's going on and says nothing because he's too depressed to care

shizune freaks on out anko in public about 14 separate late reports and anko starts drunkenly yelling extremely high security clearance reports right then and there. shizune is simultaneously writing them down and yelling at anko to shut the fuck up. they get kicked out of the restaurant and have angry sex for two hours

they're rapidly alienating all of their friends because anytime someone is nearby they try and make them be the mediator by which i mean they inevitably snap "just tell her she's being fucking stupid" and then they somehow both turn on the friend and start fighting with them

like half the jonin group has personally begged them separately to stop seeing each other to which they always agree but you'll see them the next day sitting in each others laps while giving each other the silent treatment

when they first started dating everyone thought it was really cute and would be good for them to balance each other out. both their personalities have definitely changed a bit but those changes are accompanied by the type of inadvertent property damage that konoha hasnt really seen since the sannin were all alive and allowed to go to the bars

anko goes to steal midol from shizune's purse and finds that shizune has made an itemized list of the ways that anko needs to mature and improve as a person. anko initially just sneers about this until she sees that one of the bullets is "get over her sannin trauma". for whatever reason they decide that tenzo is an appropriate "mediator" for this absolutely insane screaming match

@kittykatninja321 this is exactly what anko starts off the discussion with and shizune says it's different because orochimaru left anko here like an unfinished project whereas she was literally tsunade's right hand woman for like a decade. anko says "okay that just means you're her kabuto🙄" and even tenzo winces

not to be delusional about complex toxic mommy issues naruto yuri in the year of our lord 2025 but anko/shizune was an ignored shining star of innovation and possibility

this is a beautiful generational trauma continuation of orotsu which is also, if you think about it, an ignored shining star of innovation and possibility in the complex toxic naruto yuri firmament

shizune: i cant fucking bring myself to leave my chaotic irresponsible violent heavy drinking huge boobed girlfriend and i dont know why. the sex is insane though. also i haven't seen lady tsunade in a while

sakura, regretting her recent invention of psychiatry: ok.

I regularly commune with angels btw and they told me - TOLD me - that everything I do is fine. When I go to hell it'll be a choice so jot that down. Ofc i won't, because I'm going to live forever. And thats a choice too.

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