Be wary of the moon. She is hunting her next prey, don't get caught

There are so many souls in a secondhand store. Know what you're truly paying for, the price may outweigh the reward

Grave dirt doesn't taste the way you think it does. Its all the sweeter upon crawling out of your own grave.

Beware the branches that reach towards you in the woods, you don't want to know where they take you if they get you

Anyone else have bugs under their skin? It can't just be me right

Thinking about the time where my very first interaction with a new person was them asking me if I wanted to go ghost hunting with them

Laying on my stomach kicking my legs and giggling while posting about the horrors

I love it when I turn back into static late at night

I'm trying to decide how many I should have

I think the funniest thing I've ever done is face reveal to one of my friends via a mechanical bull riding video

People around me have been moving strangely lately. Every move is jerky and repetitive. Almost as if they're all marionettes. Sometimes, if I stare far enough above them, I can almost see who is puppeting their strings

Whatever they are, they aren't human and I desperately hope I never see them looking back at me

I had a dream the other night where I met a dude who was the source of all spiders, so that was fun

I want to know why vampires can go out in the moonlight. It's just reflected sunlight, what's the difference

Fun fact the sun is a giant anglerfish

Behold a conversation between myself and a friend (I'm green)

(I was unaware of the reference being made, unfamiliar with the source material lol)

Humans have 206 bones but I only have one. They're all connected. I can reach down my throat, pull out my skeleton, and it'll dance around like we're in a cartoon

I was in a zoom call the other day and my camera was being weird. Apparently it made me look like I was trapped in a staticky TV and honestly? I'm so here for that, all technology should distort around me