Just Making It Through The Day

don't talk to me about buffy summers. she didn't come back wrong. she wishes desperately she came back wrong. she's sure she did, because she feels wrong and if it wasn't her dying and it wasn't her being dragged kicking and screaming back to the land of the living and it wasn't her clawing out of her own grave only to have to do it all again then it's just her. it's just that buffy's wrong. she's irreperably broken and all death did was stop her from being able to hide it.

April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior

howdy

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

gender man gender man does whatever a gender can

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

ok!!! ♥️

Yeah okay ill reblog that!!

This is so damn sweet and also good to know. I regularly have this struggle

she!

Prompt from @inkedinserendipity: “the trope where nureyev tries to sell juno on not caring about him while they’re rescuing the fam, maybe the heist that makes it very clear he’s been lying”

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Peter Nureyev spent a year learning what it was to lie to Juno. The shape of it was familiar in his mouth, the feeling of it on his skin as he pulled his face into the expressions he needed was a practiced thing. He was confident that he put on a convincing show; then, the evidence was the way Juno would smile at him, would soften and pull away the armor from another wound to let Nureyev look, would offer up little hopeful pieces of a future they could plan together. Now…

Now, the evidence was the way Juno staggered closer after pulling himself out of the Ruby only to stop, stepping back before he could really get close and leaving that chilly distance uncontested between them. Puck was there before Nureyev had to wonder what he should do, almost leaping over the hood of the car and grabbing Juno’s weight before he could fall to the ground.

Juno’s collapse proved inevitable seconds later, but it was gentler with Puck falling next to him, both settling heavily in the dirt. The Ruby beeped softly and urgently, punching her side into a shape more concave than a working vehicle should be to hold them. Nureyev stood by, still and redundant.

There was nothing he could do here. All of that practice lying to Juno made him worse at lying to himself.

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Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

Happy pride y'all

How dare you say we should take pride in pissing on the poor

Hi i propose: gays in neon 

made listening to s2

gifs + higher quality illustrations (animated in after effects cause im lazy)  

my instagram 

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

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some gems of insight from the reblogs (@aspiring-protagonist​ and @moderndayathena​):

Weren’t you listening? He’s praying. GOES HARD AS FUCK

THIS!! THIS SCENE!!

Everyday I come across people who say ‘oh he was a procrastinator, oh he could have killed his uncle at anytime why didn’t he’

And everyone who says that is Missing. The. Point.

brotherly shenanigans + smallfry

I could save the world but lose you

[Image description: The first image is a gif showing a bust portrait of Juno Steel, a black non-binary person with half braided hair wearing a purple turtleneck sweater, gold hoop earrings, and gold-framed glasses. The right frame of the glasses cycles through six different styles.

The next six images are the individual frames of the gif, in order.

End description]

I was looking up post-enucleation treatment out of curiosity and apparently, it's recommended that you wear glasses to protect the remaining eye, which got me thinking, firstly, "Hey I should draw Juno with glasses" but also, "Oh, I should do something cool with the other lens"

Queen and King 👑

(click for better quality)