running through the streets like i am frogger

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

I understand why this is the case, to be clear, because what we see of his character is extremely limited, but I find that so much fanon characterization of Colum Asht relies on the presumption that he's a normal person. Specifically, that he's a normal person who could be rehabilitated by people treating him normally.

In context, this is generally true, because he exists primarily in relation to an obsessive religious zealot whose external socialization consists primarily of telling people about themselves with zero regard for whether that's a normal or decent thing to do in context. Because we see Colum, with very few exceptions, constantly attached to Silas throughout GTN, he looks significantly more like a regular person who's sort of being forced to drag around a purse dog who bites. I believe no one has ever deserved to step outside for a cigarette and stare at nothing more than Colum; again, I understand where the characterization comes from. I do however think it's wrong. This post is very long. Sorry or whatever.

i love that gwen is just down 100% for whatever it takes to rise through the ranks at the job she happens to currently have. doesn’t seem to have known anything about what this organization actually does before she gets her promotion. momentarily disturbed when she finds out they’re actually fucking horrifyingly evil but then moves on. i get you queen job searching is awful, if you’ve got an opportunity you’ve gotta make the most of it

tried to open up to her coworkers but they didn’t get it so she had a little freakout and then went and calmed down and she’s back at it. gwen i love you keep bashing your head against that wall girl

i love that gwen is just down 100% for whatever it takes to rise through the ranks at the job she happens to currently have. doesn’t seem to have known anything about what this organization actually does before she gets her promotion. momentarily disturbed when she finds out they’re actually fucking horrifyingly evil but then moves on. i get you queen job searching is awful, if you’ve got an opportunity you’ve gotta make the most of it

it’s kind of crazy that i was just finishing up my college apps when i started listening to the magnus archives and now i’m listening to the spin-off as somebody who’s been out of college unemployed for nearly a year. like okay yeah i get it now

john oliver’s most online ghostwriters are locked in this week

we need to regulate tasers.

*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

unfortunate news: DashCon 2 will not be proceeding as scheduled due to a Catholic /Orthodox style schism among the team due to certain members believing that Canadians claiming clout for the War of 1812 is stolen valor :(

tickets will be refunded shortly minus the $17,000 necessary to give the war another shot

every time i complain about being single and having no hoes i want everybody to remember that i intentionally and strategically sabotage any opportunity i have to open myself up to a romantic or sexual connection because i’m a pussy and an idiot

human brain is so easy to manipulate its stupid. sun is out longer in evening = life is worth living...read some negative social media posts = everybody hates me...read one interesting article = i have the scholar's ambition

Isager yarn designs: December, Sycamore, Åse, Anorak, Asante Sana, Østerklit, Keep it simple, Zambezi

we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times