KILLING LANDLORDS WITH KNIVES

Ah, it's good to see you :D

Gordon, you lllllll𝕃𝕆𝕌𝕤𝕪 mothufucker. GET YO 𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐊 - 𝐀𝐒𝐒 down tothe 𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 or else i will ＳＨＯＶＥ 🆃🅷🅴 ＳＡＭＰＬＥ up your 𝔞𝔰𝔰.

*beep bee-beep bee-beep* *splat*

𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙄ᴄʀᴏᴡᴀᴠᴇ

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me

Jurassic Park reboot where they're tamed by the weird emo girl because she knows rawr is dinosaur for I love you.

in today's unsurprising news: modest mouse continues to be one of my favorite bands for calming myself down

as per the tags; ear candy in question... it just calms me down so fucking much and has all the right textures aughhh

I think abt this tiktok all the time

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

what HAPPENED here

I found this image on Google images while I was tryna do research on weevil mouth parts and I love it a lot. she's bedazzled... she craves acacia..... perfect

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

ever go digging through old abandoned lairs and find the most incredible things ever

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

He was foretold