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Walker Texas Stranger

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I’ve been so caught up with the comic I’m working on that I just straight up forgot to draw something for the Stanniversary. So instead, here are some unpublished Stanerinos I dug up from the dark, dusty parts of my hard drive. 🎉🎉🎉

Did you have a homoerotic friendship with a girl in highschool that ended in tragedy and you two never talking again or are you normal?

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I…have no idea why I did this, but have the main 4 as horsemen of the Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence and Death. Except it’s dogs because I dont trust horses.

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Me: I’m fine.

Me, internally: Breath of the Wild is literal a Studio Ghibli movie in video game form. Soft apocalypse aesthetic after an end of the world event that happened a long time ago and nature is reclaiming its own? Ancient technology is evil and destroying things? World is saved by a young woman with a close relationship to nature and/or divinity? She’s aided by a brash but heroic young man? Lack of overt romance between the main leads but they share a deep spiritual connection that makes them both strong that could easily be interpreted as romantic?

“When I was finally led down the stairs, Louis came with me. In the darkened passage before my resting place, he embraced me and held tight to me, his lips pressed to my ear. I was aware of my hands moving over his hair, embracing his neck, drawing him ever closer, in a way I had never done in our long years in New Orleans. We joined in the posture of lovers, brothers, fathers with sons. “I love you with my whole soul, and I will always love you”, he confided to me. “You are my life. I have hated you for that and love you now so much that you’ve been my instructor in loving. And believe me when I say you will survive because you always have and you always will.” I couldn’t answer. I knew I loved him more than words could say, but I couldn’t respond.”

— Lestat - Blood Communion

“There were the people who lived near a deep lake, and believed that on its bottom there was a city populated by angels. To see it, they had to wait until winter when the water was crystal clear, and then creep spread-eagled onto the ice. If the ice was too thick, they could not see well enough. Too thin, and they might drown. We heard the ice creaking beneath them as they peered for their vision.”

— Roger Ebert (1942 - 2013), in a letter to Werner Herzog (1942), November 17, 2007

You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”

Holy shit

Someone did not get the analogy

headcanon that gabrielle has a huge soft spot for louis because she knows the exact brand of bullshit he constantly puts up with from her terrible, clingy son and is like, "thank god for you because someone has to do it..... and it certainly wasn't gonna be me"

straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups are like: *the feminist mom friend* *ex-pro wrestler* *disgraced prince* *living reincarnation of the earth spirit born into the body of a young boy who was frozen in a glacier for a century and awoke to find that his people were the victims of a genocide and he is the sole survivor* *sokka*

It fucking took me till *sokka* to realize what this fucking was im crying i just fucking accepted disgraced prince and living reincarnation bc the gays be like that sometimes but my god yes

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Cute Angel & Husk Instagram interactions:

Husk’s first post on Instagram, Angel lovingly asks for a picture with him as well. Husk’s response? “😾” but… not a no?

Angel, looking completely exhausted after a long day, complains about his hunger-

Valentino is quick to point out in the comments that he forgot about Angel completely, so Angel asks to be picked up again as well as bring some food because he’s starving.

Rat man reluctantly agrees to after he’s done filming, but he wouldn’t bring food because he already ate. Angel begs again, but to no response. So I’ll take that as a no.

Cut to Angel’s next post—

> Husk got Angel food <

Husk was the one who went out of his way to get Angel something to eat.

Look at Husk’s face and tell me that isn’t the typical tsundere ‘It’s not like I like you or anything, b-baka!!’ look.

The situation probably went down like this:

Husk: “Here."🙄😾
*Shoves food in Angel’s arms*
Angel: "Huh? For me?? Husky you shouldn’t have~💖”
Husk: “Hmph. I-It’s not that I care or anything, don’t read too much into it! I just happened to buy extra. Don’t think you’re special, w-whatever just fuck off already🖕.”

okayyy maybe not exactly like that but I can imagine 😌

Angel of course is grateful for this considerate gesture, especially coming from someone like Husk—So much in fact he continuously teased Husk about having a good time together.

But this goes to show how much Husk cares about Angel’s well-being and isn’t in is own little world despite pretending he couldn’t give a fuck.

I meeean Husk didn’t have to make a whole ass post gushing about the fact his crush gave him a ticket to his private show but.. 🤭

Unfortunately though due to Husk’s heavy drinking he ended up passing out before he was able to go to Angel’s show. However it actually seemed like he wanted to go? Husk didn’t shrug it off like, “it’s whatever” instead Shit”, he genuinely seems regretful he missed it.

But because he feels guilty about missing the show, he allows himself to make it up to Angel by watching their son Fat Nuggets.

Now despite Husk not being “a fuckin babysitter!” he still chose to watch Nuggets while Angel went out in order to make it up to him. He didn’t have to, but he did anyway. Took care of him pretty well though, despite Nuggets being “a pain the ass” letting the pig eat literally all the cherries and limes.

I mean I dunno about you but this is some domestic co-parenting bliss right here. mhm.

Honestly if anything Angel is testing out to see how good of a dad Husk would be to Fat Nuggets change my mind. Angel could have asked a more responsible person but he chose the love of his life the drunk cat out everyone else to watch his beloved baby.

Husk wants some sort of reimbursement for his troubles and Angel points out that watching the pig was the favor he owed him but Husk complains though, asking Angel if he knows how hard it is to get the drink materials in hell. Angel gushes about the fact Husk uses his first emoji, and that he’s willing to pay him back for his troubles with a private show just for him❤️

Husk declines the offer of course but in a “…I’m not doing that.” sort of way, see now imagine him trying to hide his embarrassing blushing face while typing that out. 

(Also he allows the nickname daddy but not Husky…k)

Angel acts a bit offended claiming he’s worth it and Husk’s response is just “Jesus fuckin Christ…” but not denying it??

He’s not shutting him down completely, or telling him to fuck off—he’s just saying no to the sexual stuff in the most unconvincing manner. Which leads us to the most jaw dropping conclusion.

Angel Dust asks Husk go grab some shakes with him instead, and Husk actually agrees.

It’s literally a date.

Now I wanna take this moment to talk about why this is so important and special.

Every time Angel has made any sort of sexual comments/advances towards Husk either on the show or Instagram, Husk shuts it down. Because he doesn’t want Angel for his body, he doesn’t just want sex from him or to become some fuck buddy like Angel assumes everyone wants from him.

In fact it seems like they’re both building up a genuine relationship between them from what we’ve seen from the posts, I feel like Husk doesn’t to ruin it by sleeping with him. They seem to be getting closer and much friendlier than from what we’ve seen from pilot as of right now, but I believe Husk is still hesitant because he’s terrified of the idea of love, being loved, again. So he keeps shrugging Angel off like a thorn in his thigh when in reality Angel is the closest chance he has at love again. But due to a horrible past, he drowns his sorrows in alcohol which leaves him closed up.

He’s in denial of his buried feelings he’s hid away because drinking is much easier than facing your harsh reality and emotions. Which is why it’s up to Angel to break down these walls he’s built up. To prove to Husk he’s actually serious about him–So far Angel has taken serious initiative to show Husk he’s interested in him, not backing down even when Husk tells him to fuck off.

As it’s much easier to tell someone to fuck off than it is to admit you have feelings for them.

However instead of rejecting Angel’s milkshake date invitation, Husk accepts.

He’s opening up to the idea of having someone close again, he’s letting someone be close to him.

It’s important for both of them to experience love before sex with each other. Angel probably has never had sex with someone “out of love” and Husk had “Lost the ability to love years ago” which is why they both need to learn what it truly means to love someone before stepping into the bounds of physical intimacy. It’s why its makes it all the more special for them. 

THE DATE

They end up going on the milkshake date, things turn a bit messy than romantic—but hey look at fat nuggets cute lil tongue (´・(oo)・`)

Angel straight up said “💖🕷️🐷😺💖”

It’s official they’re a family

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