A Compendium for my X Files Brainrot

I’m fun at parties I swear

Interrogation of the suspect🤔😍

credit: sculder.and.mully on ig

@the-deviations you’re my hero.

Since I can't stop thinking about it, who agrees that Dana should've kept the hairstyle she had in Sixth Extinction I and II for the entirety of season 7

fox mulder would fold in this situation

one of my favorite parts of every x files episode is when scully inevitably breaks into a little trot and we get to watch her beautiful hair flounce in time with her steps. swish swish swish

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

i'm rlly quite enjoying the x files, how delightful. anyone else heard of it?

david and gillian in the 90s: we're not friends and we do not hang out, work sucks and we never get personal

david and gillian now: *gillian wearing a hat shaped like a dildo* david i've just finished masturbating and i have to say i love your podcast and would love to be on it *david wearing clothes made out of straw and a t shirt that says i love pumpkins* gillian what an honor, when my highly unsuccessful band is finished touring i would love to have you on my dearest oldest friend and confidante ...

every person who posts ai should be embarrassed

the ghibli trend really pissed me off more than anything because it shows how disconnected you are to anything real. if you knew anything you would know why it's so deeply disrespectful.

"She's the real fox of the team." from the lone gunmen newsletter.

ai x files art when there was a whole ass episode on it and how evil it is 😖😖

That’s what I call a free block list baby

gary the dancing grey from exeter street (x)