Follow to see the same photo of Skyward Sword Link every day.

when i was 6 my phone had a button to call the Elephant

A Yummy Treat For Me...

A little bit of Procurement for my White Ass...

we don’t have to fight anymore

One time I was getting harassed in public for being a trans woman and my nonbinary friend started crying for not sticking up for me

this is why we use the phrase “transmisogyny exempt” and “transmisogyny affected”. do better by transfems.

i just got insider access to the biggest spider in san frico

As a former Californian I want to let you know that people actually hate it when you call it san frico, you should say 'frisco instead, they really love that C:

i'm not talking about san fransisco im talking about a different city called san frico that lives underneath the bay in a large network of tunnels and caves

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

this person wins everybody else go home

when a mutual unfollows me but i keep following them i bet it feels like this to see me in the notes

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

‪im going to fix the economy‬

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

"you have to buy switch 2 games, don't you think the workers deserve to be paid?" that's not how that works. that's not how any of this works. you dumb motherfucker. they get a salary. they don't get royalties

Also the commercial success of a game doesn’t mean that the employees keep their jobs, just in case anyone’s forgotten about all the closures of studios right after releasing wildly successful games