Ever eat a whole egg?

this could be the snart of something big

this could be the snort of something pig

I feel like people are missing the Very Important reference picture and that's just criminal. Clearly if you look at the dog that inspired the piece, you would understand the inherent validity of the voters' choice.

Thank you for that addition but I assure you we all already understood the the validity of the voters choice

If you see any MF that complain that art isnt accessible then drag that B right up here to me to see my MSPaint + KRITA artworks that I made with a MOUSE!

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I've watched a lot, and I mean a lot, of jackie chan style kung fu movies and I just gotta say that this is a brilliant joke that is absolutely worthy of and SHOULD appear in one

Unicorn

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Winners of the 2024 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for bad opening lines, including “She had a body that reached out and slapped my face like a five-pound ham-hock tossed from a speeding truck.”

i'm making a collection

get high and embarrass yourself in front of thousands of transexuals and other deviants

Apple car

near and far its alple car........

starting a collection #blackmold

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two