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OP: The magpie at our school are basically track teammates lol.

and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3

Superior potato🤍♡

dont know how to get this gunk off my car so ive just been driving lol REALLY bumpy today

how it feels to be in your 20s and getting sent TikTok videos from your friends but you don’t have a TikTok and it just redirects you to the Apple download page for it.

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

offer them a little treat !

twisting and bitturning

The bean jar

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

Since Gerard Way wrote The Umbrella Acedemy comics, I felt the most powerful need to commission this. It’s finally done. Thank you, @eamhhair

The bean jar has me in tears every damn time

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

Me nearly picking the accident like a fool

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

pinchpoint bruises and lacerations from being unwillingly piloted around by a cursed suit of armor that doesn't care what state its puppet ends up in do have to go crazy though

Being trapped in a cursed suit of armour is a kind of sex

To have the highest incarceration per capita rate in the world, Vatican City would need to imprison 13 people.

Bro absolutely COOKED with this.