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What wonderful news 🥺

first time since we started racing in Suzuka that Sebastian Vettel wasn't on track ... and we immediately had the most boring race ever ... dots connecting

i drew niki :))

if Verstappen has a million haters, then i am one of them. if Verstappen has ten haters, then i am one of them. if Verstappen has only one hater then that is me. if Verstappen has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world loves Verstappen, then i am against the world.

🕯🧿🕯🧿 yuki tsunoda will be safe 🧿🕯🧿🕯 yuki tsunoda WILL THRIVE 🕯🧿🕯🧿 yuki tsunoda will break the 2nd seat curse 🧿🕯🧿🕯 YUKI TSUNODA 2025 PODIUM 🕯🧿🕯🧿

If you missed practice, don't worry, so did the drivers. 40 minutes of the session was red flagged, first for 2 crashes and then the track spontaneously combusted in a biblical blaze for no reason like the old testament warned me about

formula one without seb vettel who cares like omfggggggggg who cares?????????? like. come onn

so not only are you putting a driver in a seat you deprived them of for years now, fully knowing the car is shit and the seat is worse - and now the driver has to drive with the knowledge that if he doesn't do well instantly you'll sack him too, but you're also demoting a rookie after TWO RACES? this must be so insane, demoralizing and embarrassing for both yuki and liam. redbull racing you will drop dead in a few days !!!!!

really need seb to do one of his impromptu grid school trips soon. i need him barking out orders while the most elite racing drivers in the world have to do everything he says. get them finger painting. humble them a bit.

Now that its been reliably reported that Red Bull can and is considering replacing Liam Lawson by the next race— and aside from how you feel about Liam as a person— I just can't help but think that no one on the grid deserves this more than Red Bull. Max is 2nd in the championship and his teammate is last, Red Bull is 3rd in the constructors and every single one of those points are from Max. This is the culmination of almost 18 months of fuck ups and politicking. The post mortems at the end of last year all pointed to the fact that they had 3 seats but had given 4 contracts, Jos Verstappen's friend had reported that "the Verstappen family were informed" that Sergio would be replaced by Zandvoort -> then they took Sergio's sponsor money -> dropped Daniel -> Lawson was moved into VCARB. AMuS reported that Honda had to intervene for Yuki to even get the end of season test because Red Bull were just not interested in even trialling him in the Red Bull even though journalists had already reported that Liam's testing times in that car were not good. Fast forward to this year and Liam literally said after qualifying of race TWO that he already knew he didn't have much time to get up to speed. Bernie Collins pointed out that it's almost impossible to feel sympathy for Red Bull because they're expecting better outcomes and better results when they're just not behaving logically- she compared Red Bull (once the blueprint for developing drivers) to how Kimi was able to slot right into Mercedes because he was tested IN Mercedes- not in another car then thrown into the car he's actually supposed to succeed in.

Laura Mueller Making History in Formula 1

i think it's really funny they voted in seb as a gpda director in 2010 bc it means the majority of the grid decided this 22yo was so annoying they were going to weaponise it for union purposes

rip eddie jordan [1948-2025]

In a world full of Helmut Markos, be Anthony Hamilton. And Helmut Marko you deserve a world of suffering and pain for being such a piece of shit c*nt of a person.

via: Motorsport Total | "Hold positions": Norris gewinnt Chaos-Auftakt nach Teamorder-Kontroverse!

gonna be using this a lot this year

The FIA and race control are such a consistently negligent entities. The last fatality in f1 was because there was a truck lifting a crashed car on a wet track. And yet here we are years later with the benefit of hindsight with marshals and trucks on a wet track with freshly painted lines and the drivers are going around instead of red flagging the race for a couple of minutes. It's genuinely astounding.