EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

req'd by @the-iron-shoulder

WOW calling out a SIGNIFICANT percentage of the folks on tumblr today HUH

text: Of course I can't count, I do fiber arts

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Adding some of my favorite additions to this because omg some of these are seriously pure 24 karat fucking GOLD!

[holds up lighter]

@rainnecassidy @poppetawoppet

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

Modern day Medusa

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with the fact that your nephew is a complete and total douche

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how do you feel when you see gwendoline christie in armor

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how badly did your failed attempt to murder a kid screw everyone over

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how disappointing was the end of your franchise

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

THEY WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FINISH THE PITCH BEFORE I TELL EM I’M IN

Recruiter: Hello, I'm with the Muppets and...

Me: Where do I sign?

Dear, sweet, Littlefoot, do you remember the way to the Great Valley?  I guess so. But why do I have to know if you’re going to be with me? I’ll be with you. Even if you can’t see me. What do you mean I can’t see you? I can always see you.

The Land Before Time(1988) dir. Don Bluth

#Children’s media used to be about making you feel the entire depth and breadth of the human emotional spectrum#All while your 7 y/o brain struggled to make sense of if all. But it was like an emotional vaccine#Comprehending loss at that age didn’t make it any easier to bear with age. But atleast it was familiar (conserving these tags by @jonairadreaming because yes)

@poppetawoppet

Imagine the moment when Palpatine's other cronies, Tarkin et al, found out that the terrifying monster in the suit was the upgraded form of that one pretty jedi they'd assumed Palpatine was grooming for sex. Like??? We thought you liked his swooshy hair what have you done to him. He was supposed to be arm candy

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

I can BS 600 words in my sleep.

@poppetawoppet

do you ever just suddenly feel the weight of more years of exhaustion than you’ve been alive

#yeah except i lived through it #i may have been a kid but 2000 was traumatizing

i regret to inform you that this was george h.w. bush, 1988

Reblog if you were alive in 1988 and most of you life has been a political slog with a few bright spots

Yuka Orihara/Juho Pirinen (FIN)