The Ravishing (Part 4)

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You blink a couple of times in quick succession. “I… I did say that…”

He’s got you now.

Homelander draws back with a pleased hum, smiling down at you like the cat that got the cream. “I hope you’re still in the mood, sweetheart.”

The Ravishing (Part 3)

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Homelander's eyes are moist and distant as you step around him and gently nudge him to sit down on the bed. For someone who can never be so much as jostled without his say-so, you noticed early on how susceptible he is to being positioned like a doll. He seems to appreciate it on one level, even if away from the realm of domesticity it drives him quietly mad.

Once he’s sat on the edge of the bed – cape swept to one side, as ever – you draw close enough to cradle his head to your chest, kissing the top of it before you thread your fingers through his hair. He lets out a whimper, the first sound he’s made for some minutes, and sags into you without resistance.

The Ravishing (Part 2)

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He returns within an hour, which you take as a good sign. It gives you time to discard what remains of the jar you can without giving you the space to grow too anxious. You don’t check the news for spontaneous explosions. You do check his fridge is fully stocked with milk.

All will be well.

The Ravishing (Part 1)

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Homelander is beyond stressed.

You know this – everyone within his general vicinity knows this – but what hurts is feeling like there’s nothing you can do about it.

The two of you have been together now for some time and are long past those awkward early relationship stages: when he returns to you, dripping crimson with someone else’s viscera, you do not ask him who or why. You listen if he tells you, while you rinse the gore from his locks – bringing him from hellfire back to sunshine. ­­­­­­

just when you think youre cured. here comes the Blond Man again

Antony Starr's two blonde villain characters doing their signature evil man poses™. I drew this before the G20 movie came out (thank you @homeb0ys for the trailer screenshots lol). So if I didn't get Rutledge's outfit 100% correct then feel free to put me down like a dog. 💀

unless they specifically asked, you don’t get to tell a fanfic writer you think they mischaracterized the character by the way. because the second someone writes a fanfic about a character, that character becomes the writer’s own version of the character. canon is only a suggestion, but whether or not an author will follow it / how much of canon an author will take is entirely up to them. you don’t get to stick your nose in their world and tell them “hey this is not to my liking therefore I think you’re doing it wrong” when you can simply leave quietly and move on to something else you may enjoy

Fanfic authors write for free. You don't get to complain about free art. It's only constructive criticism if it was asked for. Otherwise, you're just being mean. You aren't entitled to anything. They don't have to make their work "better" for you.

I write for myself and post for others who enjoy it. If you don't enjoy it, move on. I love my writing. I write my characters in a way that I love. The day I change my writing to please others is the day I lose my genuine passion.

why is this 1000000% Frankie again lmao

Aaahhh I feel like kissing homelander would be such an experience. I know he’s kissed before but I’m talking about a REAL PASSIONATE KISS. Not one for the cameras or out of anger and frustration when he’s trying to get a quick fuck from Maeve or some random person.

But like sitting him down on his couch and playing with his hair while you take your time with him. Kissing him just to taste him on your lips and to hear the breathy moans he lets out when you deepen it. Yk kissing him just because. No sex or grinding or even petting just kissing him till his lips are swollen and his head is cloudy.

Especially after he’s had a long day and you whisper praises between every peck on his lips. And he’s just so filled with the love that you’re giving him that those sessions often end with him crying softly into your chest. I don’t think he’s experienced actual intimacy with someone and just the thought of knowing that you genuinely care for him— not for The Homelander but for John—is often too much for him to take.

Tiny Homelander in a hamster cage. Hamlander, if you will. You don't gotta worry about shelling any seeds for him, he'll eat those fuckers whole like a champ. :)

blorbo thoughts

Straight From The Heart (G/T Homelander x Reader)

2230 words. Pure fluff. Homelander is 8 feet tall. Reader is non-descriptive. Established relationship.

The first time you cooked dinner for Homelander didn't go quite as expected.

It's been a whirlwind romance since Homelander finally confessed his love for you, and you two officially began dating. Since he insisted your relationship be kept hidden from Vought, you haven't been able to do many of the dating staples that normal couple can enjoy. Going out on a dinner date to a fancy restaurant for example, which would be near impossible anyway because of his height.

That's why you decided to bring the dinner date to him.

You spent the last few evenings planning in secret, trying to brainstorm the logistics to do this without attracting any suspicion from your coworkers. You arrived at the Vought Tower earlier than usual so you could sneak in your supplies. Your favourite dish to cook is spaghetti; your homemade pasta is stuffed in the employee fridge and the rest of your tools are hidden under your desk inside a cardboard box. You've been using the same pot to make it for as long as you can remember, it's almost like magic how your pasta always comes out perfectly al dente. That's why you already determined you had to bring your lucky pot, you wanted this occasion to be perfect.

My friends and I did these calls on character ai and Miguel and Homelander were flirting?….

I made this afterwards

Don‘t judge me.