SelfShip Quotes

Monster F/O, after the murder of S/I: THAT PERSON WAS THE ONLY REASON ON EARTH FOR ME TO TOLERATE HUMAN LIFE! THERE ARE NO INNOCENTS! NOT ANYMORE! ANY ONE OF THEM COULD HAVE STOOD UP AND SAID, "NO, WE WON'T BEHAVE LIKE ANIMALS ANYMORE." I AM F/O, AND I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!

women with happy trails.

f/o(s) experiencing cuteness aggression for the first time bc of you and genuinely thinking something may be wrong with them bc of it 😭🤣

what are some HCs that you have for your f/o(s)? 🫶

proship DNI

F/O: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot S/I is? Because S/I is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

F/O, holding a rock: S/I just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Platonic F/O: If you don't marry them, I will.

F/O: If you want my advice-

Platonic F/O: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

F/O: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.

S/I: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

Platonic F/O: I'm not arguing with no bitch about allergies because respectfully shut the fuck up before I throw a flower at you.

S/I: And you better hope it take me out too because once I pop that benadryl I'm using that last 5 minutes of consciousness I got left to whoop your ass.

proship DNI

f/o(s) known for their undying loyalty willingly ready to betray that loyalty after meeting you.

the feminine urge to have my f/o(s) chase me under the moonlight through a grass field while I wear a pretty white flowy dress that I have to hold the hem of with both hands while I run

proship DNI

speaking of fantasy, it's always "oh the dragon has taken the heir and their knight or royal lover must save them" and never "oh the dragon has taken the heir because they're secretly lovers"

I love Princess and Knight romances, but what about Prince and Dame romances? What about them hmmm?

I never thought about this, but selfshippers that have a language barrier between themselves and their f/o(s)

*blasts a beam that makes you want to draw your f/o(s) and s/i(s) as furries*